Kids grow up so fast

By bella - 08/12/2013 01:07 - United States - Edinburg

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Today, I was babysitting my barely-pubescent cousins, and they started talking about giving blowjobs to their "boyfriends". When I got mad at them, telling them they shouldn't be thinking of that stuff, they said I was just pissed because I "haven't gotten laid." FML
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flashback.miss 28

where are the parents?

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eddeeezzyy 19

Don't even trip, OP. Sex should be saved for that someone special. Unlike your cousins, who probably have STDs already.

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AxNxNxIxEx12 7

Most children have unlimited access to the Internet. An 11 year old kid I babysit has his own iPod, MacBook, and Kindle. The kid always is watching inappropriate videos and I have to take the stuff and hide in constantly so his little brothers aren't exposed to it. But who knows what goes I when I'm not there. Parents need to monitor children on he Internet.

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goliatron 9

You need to whoop their asses.

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perdix 29

I'd have voted "your life sucks" except it seems that in your case, there is a lot of sucking go on around you everywhere except your life. Also, where were this girls when I was a kid? Damn!

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fancyprosestyle 7

Everyone saying "smh how terrible STDs oh my god" what if they're being safe? You clearly don't think people shouldn't have sex are all due to the threat of STDs, so what if they're being safe? How can you automatically assume they're too stupid for that? And what's so wrong about being sexually active at a young age? Sorry to burst your bubble, but the human body was created to have this craving as early as 10. If you're being physically and mentally safe about it, who's business is it what age you have sex? (And I don't mean any 10 year old should be having sex, that's not safe say all.) Also, the people calling the girls ******. Okay, maybe you don't share the liberal viewpoint I mentioned in the first half of my comment. But stop holding double standards. The guys aren't standing there like "oh please stop sucking my dick". Boys and girls out there are having sex at an early age, so if you have the audacity to insult teens and preteens, at least do so equally.

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brilliantideas 6

Your self description of being a megalomaniac explains your statement of "what's so wrong with having sex at an early age." Since you "love learning" do some research and answer your own question. Start your research with health care professions and he or she will start with the increased risk of cervical cancer related females being sexually active at an early age.

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HelloooooNurse 20

I could be wrong, but at 12 yrs old, I highly doubt they are being safe. Most schools now, their idea of Sex Ed is laughable, but it's mostly certain parents to be blamed. *coughbiblethumperscough*

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limabeans101029 20

It's wrong because, generally, 12 year olds would not be able to handle the possible consequences of sex such as STDs, pregnancy, emotional repercussions, etc.

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hunts19ketchup 23

I think that's the issue. At 12 years old, it's probably a pretty good assumption that they're not being very safe. 12 year olds still have a lot more developing to do brain-wise and tend to not be so great at thinking their actions through and evaluating what all the possible consequences could be.

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Skylar16 2

Exactly! Thank you! Stop calling them *****! As a society we pressure girls into becoming sexually active to fit in, and then congratulate the boys and shame the girls. Also, last time I checked, pregnancy resulting from blow jobs is really quite rare.

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purple_glitter 10

Anyone who needs a babysitter definitely shouldn't be doing those things. Just saying

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

I get your point, but having a babysitter is not necessarily a honest declaration of need for a babysitter. There are laws in many places dictating at what age a child may be left alone regardless of the child's maturity level and capabilities. Plus sometimes the parents themselves just aren't ready to acknowledge that their kid is old enough to not have a sitter. It's one of those painful parent moments revolving around their baby growing up so fast.

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wolfgold2 20

This is a normal occurrence at my school... *bangs head on table*

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Crazc 15

tell the parents and stop these whorea

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ahh_rats 15

I'm assuming they were right... No ones hit the old watering hole

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