Sex, Babysitter and Kids: Kids grow up so fast

Kids grow up so fast

By bella - 08/12/2013 01:07 - United States - Edinburg

Today, I was babysitting my barely-pubescent cousins, and they started talking about giving blowjobs to their "boyfriends". When I got mad at them, telling them they shouldn't be thinking of that stuff, they said I was just pissed because I "haven't gotten laid." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 06:01

Today, I threw a pillow at my 8 year-old cousin while play-fighting. She gave me a look, then muttered, "You don't have any girlfriends and the girls that talk to you probably have no taste." FML

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By ThatsNotRight - 26/01/2009 02:51 - United States

Today, while I was babysitting my nephews, the 7 year old boy walked up to me and asked if I was a lesbian. I laughed it off. An argument ensued about my sexuality for a good two hours. I lost. FML

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By Babysitter Probs - 27/11/2016 05:58 - United States - Fresno

Today, the 8 year old that I babysit every week told me that it was sad that I didn't have a boyfriend while he has a girlfriend. I got burned by a 3rd grader. FML

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By epistaxis - 29/01/2009 02:31 - Australia

Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML

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By Foreveralone17362562 - 16/04/2014 02:18 - Canada - Cold Lake

Today, I was telling my dad about how annoying it was to constantly have my ten-year-old cousin message me about her new boyfriend, when he suddenly bursts out laughing about how she can get a boyfriend at ten, and I have never even kissed a guy and I'm seventeen. FML

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You what now?

By tryena - 28/02/2009 10:59 - United States

Today, I babysat a five year-old girl. She ran up to me, threw her arms around my waist and said, "YUMMY! I'm going to eat you!" with her face in my crotch. I said sarcastically under my breath, "Finally, some action!" I turned around to find her dad staring at me, having heard. He's my cousin. FML

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By wtf bro - 20/05/2015 08:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 23:01 - United States - Parkersburg

Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML

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By ohno - 10/03/2010 11:05 - United States

Today, when I went to see a movie with my best friend, and there were 3 girls loudly discussing blow job techniques. I texted my boyfriend about how gross the conversation was. His reply was "Pay attention. You might learn something." FML

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Lame

By gloria77 - 23/01/2012 23:26 - United States

Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "Shit!", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother." FML

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flashback.miss 28

Sunday 8 December 2013 9:45

where are the parents?

eddeeezzyy 19

Sunday 8 December 2013 9:49

Don't even trip, OP. Sex should be saved for that someone special. Unlike your cousins, who probably have STDs already.

Comments

SilverFoxx 19

Sunday 8 December 2013 10:11

What is wrong with kids today?? My god! I don't know if it's a generation of bad parenting... Or.. If kids are just getting more and more ignorant as every generation goes by..? I don't want believe that either is true, but c'mon guys.. Something is definitely wrong here.

AxNxNxIxEx12 7

Sunday 8 December 2013 17:15

I think it's mostly bad parenting. With new technology, parents need to do MORE parenting instead of less like most are doing.

TheDrifter 23

Sunday 8 December 2013 19:04

It's the parenting. My generation store they would be the "cool" parent and their kid's friend. We're ignoring the parts that worked on us in favor of "progress" in parenting that we read in a book or some quack on tv. So we end up coddling and sheltering the children until it's too late and then either disconnecting or going overboard trying to correct our mistakes, leading to a generation that's almost half unemployed #yoloswag media raised idiots.

Abottleofmadness 10

Sunday 8 December 2013 10:18

To be fair OP, they do seem like ***** in the making.

beachygirl24 13

Sunday 8 December 2013 10:26

Showing pictures of the results of STD's is a good eye-opener for kids like this. And to people that think that children shouldn't see pictures like that--no, children should be informed that STD's are an ugly reality of the effects of promiscuity.

xnyletak 17

Sunday 8 December 2013 10:35

I feel bad for today's kids. Childhood is growing shorter and shorter.

liaRawr 9

Sunday 8 December 2013 10:41

They're probably just saying it a lot of young people do to impress each other

jazzy_123 20

Sunday 8 December 2013 22:37

I don't think a child should be talking about blow jobs. When I was a kid, which wasn't too long ago either(!), it was weird for us to even say the word "sex" without feeling like we said something bad, and we knew the basics of it as well.

Acik91 26

Sunday 8 December 2013 11:12

Wow. No person that still needs a babysitter should be having sex.

ilovefall10 21

Sunday 8 December 2013 11:54

I bet they're just lying to try to make themselves look more ' grown up.' Honestly, it sickens me to see how younger people are all sex-crazed when they shouldn't even be wanting sex! I'm just glad I never ended up like them.