Sex, Babysitter and Kids: Kids grow up so fast

Kids grow up so fast

By bella - 08/12/2013 01:07 - United States - Edinburg

Today, I was babysitting my barely-pubescent cousins, and they started talking about giving blowjobs to their "boyfriends". When I got mad at them, telling them they shouldn't be thinking of that stuff, they said I was just pissed because I "haven't gotten laid." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 06:01

Today, I threw a pillow at my 8 year-old cousin while play-fighting. She gave me a look, then muttered, "You don't have any girlfriends and the girls that talk to you probably have no taste." FML

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By ThatsNotRight - 26/01/2009 02:51 - United States

Today, while I was babysitting my nephews, the 7 year old boy walked up to me and asked if I was a lesbian. I laughed it off. An argument ensued about my sexuality for a good two hours. I lost. FML

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By Babysitter Probs - 27/11/2016 05:58 - United States - Fresno

Today, the 8 year old that I babysit every week told me that it was sad that I didn't have a boyfriend while he has a girlfriend. I got burned by a 3rd grader. FML

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By epistaxis - 29/01/2009 02:31 - Australia

Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML

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By Foreveralone17362562 - 16/04/2014 02:18 - Canada - Cold Lake

Today, I was telling my dad about how annoying it was to constantly have my ten-year-old cousin message me about her new boyfriend, when he suddenly bursts out laughing about how she can get a boyfriend at ten, and I have never even kissed a guy and I'm seventeen. FML

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You what now?

By tryena - 28/02/2009 10:59 - United States

Today, I babysat a five year-old girl. She ran up to me, threw her arms around my waist and said, "YUMMY! I'm going to eat you!" with her face in my crotch. I said sarcastically under my breath, "Finally, some action!" I turned around to find her dad staring at me, having heard. He's my cousin. FML

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By wtf bro - 20/05/2015 08:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 23:01 - United States - Parkersburg

Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML

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By ohno - 10/03/2010 11:05 - United States

Today, when I went to see a movie with my best friend, and there were 3 girls loudly discussing blow job techniques. I texted my boyfriend about how gross the conversation was. His reply was "Pay attention. You might learn something." FML

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Lame

By gloria77 - 23/01/2012 23:26 - United States

Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "Shit!", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother." FML

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flashback.miss 28

Sunday 8 December 2013 9:45

where are the parents?

eddeeezzyy 19

Sunday 8 December 2013 9:49

Don't even trip, OP. Sex should be saved for that someone special. Unlike your cousins, who probably have STDs already.

Comments

JustinRanford99 3

Sunday 8 December 2013 17:50

Wtf? Barely pubescent would be like 12 right? God dammit im only 14 but my whole childhood I hated other kids. Lots of ppl hate kids and find them brats and annoying, and I agree but I was never one. Sex at 12? I would never lose my virginity until atleast 20. I know BJ isnt real sex but still thats just bad. But anyways yeah I act mature for my age and I was and sorta am still very embarrassed with kids my own age. I frankly get along alot better with teenagers anyway.

limabeans101029 20

Sunday 8 December 2013 22:39

Don't be so sure- when I was younger I told myself I wouldn't lose my virginity until at least my twentieth birthday but I actually lost my virginity when I was 15, and there was nothing wrong with that. (I'm not condoning 12 year olds having sex by the way, just the fact you said you wouldn't lose your virginity until at least 20 reminded me of myself).

lazybrainz 1

Monday 9 December 2013 14:58

94. Disagree with them but don't be a tight ass. It'll happen when it happens.

Crusoe_fml 4

Sunday 8 December 2013 18:12

I am so sorry for you -sighs- that's horrible.

siggy_mcsigx 22

Sunday 8 December 2013 18:36

Well, when I was 12 I remember hearing about 12 year old girls giving boys ******** on the school bus! That was not even ten years ago. This isn't a matter of which generation it is... Please inform their parents. I think getting mad at them will increase this behaviour; it is best to sit them down and explain the consequences of these things to them. Or show them the film I had to watch in high school health, the one in which there is a Syphilis epidemic in a middle school!

TheDrifter 23

Sunday 8 December 2013 18:49

Self fulfilling prophecy implies that they are not already harlots. Speaking from my upbringing a decade ago, at 12 we ask knew that one girl who put out, usually a year behind in school and more developed than the rest. Sure all the boys wanted to know her, but it wasn't a good reputation to have. The reason nobody is as hard on the boys is because a moment of indiscretion won't get them pregnant and seriously derail their upbringing, as working to support a family is what they are being trained to do anyhow.

derpemochick 7

Sunday 8 December 2013 18:54

guess there's gonna be a teen pregnacy in your family.

G_bear24 9

Sunday 8 December 2013 18:59

I don't see the point in telling there parents. I know this will piss people off especially parents but its true. If someone wants to be sexually active then they will be. All telling the parents will do is get them grounded for a time and then go right back to it. Not mention they will learn not to tell anyone about it so they won't have any idea what there doing.