Kids…

By Satan'sChildren - 28/04/2013 02:30 - United States - Oak Creek

Today, I was coming home from a much-needed vacation. The time I spent on the plane consisted of kids screaming and throwing tantrums. One of them managed to give me a black eye with a shoe. Their mom pretended to be asleep so I'd have to deal with her kids for her. FML
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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

You should have shoved the shoe into the kid's ass. It's what Jesus would have done.

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plum_lovin 28

I probably would have used her kids shoe and hit her with it to wake her up (even if she was really "asleep" or not. Deal with your own damn kids lady!!

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LeapingTurtles 4

you should have became the parent and busted them in the mouth

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mkcherry 14

I would have woken her up and told her in a calm voice and no uncertain terms that I would physically hurt her children if she didn't get them under control. I would have also asked to me be moved away from that woman. If neither worked, her kid assaulted you with a shoe, pretty sure thats when you can punish the little miscreant with a firm shove to the floor.

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Zebediabolical 39

Depending on whose airspace the plane is in when you say that, you can easily be charged with uttering threats. It's shitty, I know, but true.

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bridgetv25 8

One day your my friend will get the life beat out of you by a mom somewhere I know if you touched a hair on my kids head you'd have your head shoved up your ass JS

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iluvpeanutbutter 22

Geez, chill out, 80. 57 wouldn't really smash up some kid; it's just a threat to get a parent to actually do their job and look after their goddamn kids.

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Tim2415 16

Sounds like an episode of "16 & Pregnant"

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DDCA 24

If you're able to write about that experience on FML but too timid to tell someone to control their children that are encroaching onto your personal space at 30,000 feet, you deserve. Besides, you're supposed to keep your spine on your carry-on...

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martinfml 8

And I thought annoying brats aren't allowed to run around in an airplane..

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Xalandra 17

Um, Hello! WAKE THE MOTHER UP! what's so difficult about this concept? The mother needs to take care of her own damn kids! Ask to be moved if you have to. No one deserves a kick to the face because mom is being lazy.

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pattayarick 8

So, I take it that you smacked the living shit out of the kid.

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Lili_love 14

hey that's even better. then you can beat them while she "sleeps"

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MrsAlexander83 10

I would have called the flight attendant over to wake that heifer up! Some people should just be sterilized if they're not going to take care of their children. And yes I can say that because I have 3...

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