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By Satan'sChildren - 28/04/2013 02:30 - United States - Oak Creek

Today, I was coming home from a much-needed vacation. The time I spent on the plane consisted of kids screaming and throwing tantrums. One of them managed to give me a black eye with a shoe. Their mom pretended to be asleep so I'd have to deal with her kids for her. FML

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By anon - 16/07/2022 18:00

Today, I've been on vacation with my friend and his family for a week. Apparently, his idea of a vacation includes constant screaming arguments with his wife, while their kids sob in the living room. I tried to take the kids out once and got a lecture on boundaries, which started another huge fight. FML

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By Plasticface - 14/05/2011 13:32 - United States

Today, there was a 4 year-old boy behind me on my flight. When I looked at him, he screamed playfully and hid. I decided to play tiger with him. While I was grinning like a tiger and trying to scratch him, he smashed a water bottle across my face. I now have a black eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2022 10:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was having trouble sleeping due to jet lag. I was finally sleepy and looking forward to a decent night of rest when my 4 year-old woke up and refused to stay in his room or try to rest. The next two hours involved him shouting at me, kicking me, and crying because he wanted Daddy, who is on a business trip. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2023 01:30 - India - Puducherry

Today, all I wanted was to take my two kids and their two favourite cousins to the beach on their last day of vacation together. My mother-in-law went into full beast mode, shouting about how I'm always roaming around and being irresponsible. The kids never meet and are from different cities. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 14:25 - United States

Today, after reading a sign at the airport, my 6-year-old son thought it would be funny to yell, "Daddy's got a bomb!" Airport security then tackled me to the ground. Oh, and I missed my flight and my mother's birthday. FML

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By Ashleigh - 22/04/2011 18:43 - United States

Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate meeting. The woman next to me instantly fell asleep and snored louder than a freight train, while the kid behind me made a hobby of thashing my seat from behind. When I peered over and asked him to stop, he spat in my face. FML

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Not this again

By Kurochrome - 18/07/2011 05:09 - United States

Today, after spending over $1000 on plane tickets, I'm visiting my family for the first time in five years. Two hours after I arrived, everyone is screaming at each other and taking their rage out on me. They still ask why I never visit. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2014 23:25 - Sweden - Sundsvall

Today, I had a seizure while at the airport, ready to go on vacation with my family. We ended up missing our flight. My mom spent most of the ride home making cracks about how I'm always ruining things with my "dramatics". Sorry that I have epilepsy, mom. FML

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The strangeness of strangers

By wellalrightythen - 09/02/2015 06:23 - United States - Hobart

Today, I boarded a plane. A woman decided that she didn't like where she'd put her carry on luggage and pulled it out from over my head. The heavy luggage then fell right onto my face, the wheel smacking me in the mouth and busting my lip open. She just laughed and waltzed away without a word. FML

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By G-6 - 07/01/2011 11:24

Today, I was on the plane asleep. I woke up after feeling the plane jolt and I screamed at the top of my lungs. The little girl next to me told me I was a sissy. Everyone on the plane laughed. FML

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Sunday 28 April 2013 10:15

You should have shoved the shoe into the kid's ass. It's what Jesus would have done.

plum_lovin 28

Sunday 28 April 2013 10:18

I probably would have used her kids shoe and hit her with it to wake her up (even if she was really "asleep" or not. Deal with your own damn kids lady!!

Comments

allliseee 8

Monday 29 April 2013 1:42

throw a shoe at her head and tell her she owes you 20 dollar for each hour you watched her kids.

ME_LIKE_APPLES 4

Monday 29 April 2013 3:12

You should've threw the shoe at her and ran of

bmazzagatti 4

Monday 29 April 2013 4:32

Some people don't deserve to be parents

Bcfrmkc816 17

Monday 29 April 2013 4:57

What were all the flight attendants becoming part of the mile high club? Which by the way is awesome

iLynz 12

Monday 29 April 2013 5:05

Wouldn't have been me . That's all I have to say on this issue .

bridgetv25 8

Monday 29 April 2013 6:39

She should have dealt with her kids granted but HEY you were on your way BACK from vacation atleast it wasn't during your whole vacation or on your way to vacation.

bridgetv25 8

Monday 29 April 2013 6:43

I'm not sure why half of you tards on here are saying if have hit the kids or beat them blah blah bet none of you would have been so stupid as to harm a child 1st any actual mother sitting around you would have busted you in the mouth for it their kid or not 2nd you'd go to jail and 3rd. Why punish children bc they obviously have a shitty mom children can't help that they don't know better its their POS moms fault

Xalandra 17

Monday 29 April 2013 10:07

I'm sorry, I don't know what planet you live on, but I wouldn't hesitate to smack a kid's hand and firmly say "NO, we do NOT kick people." Any mother nearby who doesn't agree with that fails at life. If I were passed out on a plane (even though this mom was faking it) I wouldn't mind a stranger calling my kid out on their crap. I'd probably wake up from the commotion, give my kid a tush whuppin once I realized what happened, and the profusely apologize to the person that my kid just kicked in the face. Probably offer to buy them lunch or something for their trouble. Oh, and my kid would be grounded for a week or more. I seriously doubt that anyone on here would really beat the living shit out of a small child. They mean they'd smack their bum or their hand and give them what for. And you punish a child to TEACH them between right and wrong, yeh dummy! It's their moms job, but if she won't do it someone needs to!