Awkward and Love: Kinda offensive

Kinda offensive

By anon - 31/10/2012 04:22 - United States - Medford

Today, my girlfriend and I were going through some troubles in our relationship, and she said to me, "No offense, but I really hope no other relationship I have in the future will be like this one." Some offense taken. FML

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Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML

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Wednesday 31 October 2012 11:54

That's means....breakup in future

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 31 October 2012 12:02

With all due respect, your girlfriend has no tact. I don't mean anything bad by this, but she sounds incredibly immature. I mean this in the nicest possible way, but what a ******* bitch. No offense.

Comments

Abby_jay 0

Thursday 1 November 2012 16:25

Lolllllll

ChaoticBacon 6

Thursday 1 November 2012 20:46

That's when you win her over by saying "it wont because we're gonna get through this and there won't be another relationship".

Pensu 12

Friday 2 November 2012 4:44

Ah, the age-old misconception that saying "no offense!" makes something not offensive. It is about as effective as the #notracist hashtag.

mysticshroom 2

Friday 2 November 2012 11:59

if you dated a man, like you should, you wouldn't have to deal with bitchy hoes.

LokiLaufeyson 2

Wednesday 7 November 2012 6:34

Stop being a homophobic asshole.

TheDoctor10 28

Thursday 18 July 2013 3:15

People think saying "no offense" just gives them the go-ahead to say whatever offensive thing they were already going to say, but it can still be hurtful.