Awkward and Love: Kinda offensive

Kinda offensive

By anon - 31/10/2012 04:22 - United States - Medford

Today, my girlfriend and I were going through some troubles in our relationship, and she said to me, "No offense, but I really hope no other relationship I have in the future will be like this one." Some offense taken. FML

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Flip-flopping

By Brandenn J Moore - 11/07/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML

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welsea28 6

Wednesday 31 October 2012 11:54

That's means....breakup in future

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 31 October 2012 12:02

With all due respect, your girlfriend has no tact. I don't mean anything bad by this, but she sounds incredibly immature. I mean this in the nicest possible way, but what a ******* bitch. No offense.

Comments

Oliver_Bento 3

Wednesday 31 October 2012 16:28

You shouldn't be fighting during Sandy, or even the aftermath of it.

nattnatt73 31

Wednesday 31 October 2012 16:29

If she's that negative about your relationship, it might be time to move on.

abbehleigh 1

Wednesday 31 October 2012 17:28

And that's when it's time to be on to the next one

noisebox 1

Wednesday 31 October 2012 18:35

Time to move on she just told she's moving on.....

katie887 2

Wednesday 31 October 2012 20:04

I would say the same to my ex, no big deal!

afropuffjake 9

Wednesday 31 October 2012 20:13

Wow **** that. Tell her to go ahead and find out, and break up with her. That way she can't say you wasted her time. No one should have to tolerate being put on blast like that. You're trying to figure out how to make it work and she's already looking forward to meeting someone else. No way you two are on the same page. Shit she's probably pretending to read while holding the book upside-down. Find someone better OP. I'm sure someone out there is as willing to dedicate as you are!

GhostDuck 30

Wednesday 31 October 2012 20:17

It's kind of like a double whammy because this implies that not only was this the worst relationship she has been in, but that you two are going to [eventually] break up.