By Microtron - 03/03/2015 00:48 - United States - Oxford

Today, a friend sent me a song. I didn't have time to listen to it all, so I listened to the first 30 seconds of it to get a feel for it. It was nice and uplifting, so I sent it to my mom. Turns out, after the first 30 seconds, the singer brightens his day by singing about his enormous penis. FML
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WellHelloThere47 19

and THAT ladies and gentlemen is why we ALWAYS screen what we show our parents first!

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nana_star 27

I don't know about your parents but mine would appreciate a song about an enormous penis because they don't have enormous sticks up their asses.

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WellHelloThere47 19

and THAT ladies and gentlemen is why we ALWAYS screen what we show our parents first!

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nana_star 27

I don't know about your parents but mine would appreciate a song about an enormous penis because they don't have enormous sticks up their asses.

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jaspinkgrl01 18

I have accepted you as my lord and savior for your profile picture •0•

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Dean__Winchester 16

I saw your pic and immediately started laughing. Not of who's in it but the role -High fives!-

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silverstream20 20

Perhaps, "penis enlargement" was exactly the kind of uplifting the OP wanted. It might have even helped his parents.

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Tarlachia 33

So basically, the song is compensating for his lack of size, to go with his oversized truck on monster tires?

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Meaniebobeanie 26

Was Bill Gates compensating for his small dick with his giant mansion? I know plenty of people with large dicks who brag about it all the time (Yes I have seen them. No I'm not gay.). It's annoying but just because people brag or have a big truck doesn't mean that they're lying or have a small dick.

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jay_ladybug 19

#50 how do you know that Bill Gates wasn't compensating for his "size" by purchasing his mansion?

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jazzy_123 20

why does everyone do this on an fml? it's like the easiest, most guaranteed-to-get-likes comment ever.

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Dave_Davington 33

I think you just answered your own question there, #10.

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jazzy_123 20

I guess I did lol oh well

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bearstyle22 11

I really wanna know haha. If op decides to do a follow up and answer me koo

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Benmantha 31

That's why you should ALWAYS check the things you're forwarding to any family member. Or coworker. Or anybody actually.

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southerngalslove 15

egotestical?

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meli1195 31

I think #8 is trying out the new big word he just learned, even though it has nothing to do with the FML

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imapartypooper 15

So you think that someone singing about his own "enormous penis" isn't a little self-centered? Oh and by the way, when I write I actually use longer words instead of ones I learned in 3rd grade. I'm sorry if you cannot manage using a big word like egotistical.

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jazzy_123 20

who knows, maybe songs about enormous penisses will actually brighten up her day lol

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Sandsh8rk 36

and the feeling's like a sun shining daaaaaaay!

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Sandsh8rk 36

I believe the song in question is Enormous Penis by Da Vinci's Notebook. You should all give it a listen.

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awkaf 9

I think so too, but wouldn't they have known that it was about a giant penis if the name has enormous penis in it?....

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NeatNit 32

wasn't there a song by Weird Al about an enormous penis, too? *googles*

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NeatNit 32

So yeah, I was wrong. It is by Da Vinci's Notebook; I wrongly thought it was Weird Al. Catchy song!

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