Kids, Cooking, Teachers, Injury and Health: Kitchen Nightmares

Kitchen Nightmares

By just the tip, though - 28/01/2014 17:06 - United States - Grovetown

Today, at work teaching a cooking class, one of the kids asked if they could use a knife to help me chop vegetables. I said no, because it was very sharp and only staff members are allowed to use them. Just as I said that, the knife sliced through the tip of my thumb. FML

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By Chef stupid - 11/08/2016 15:32 - United States - Houston

Today, while working at a fine-dining restaurant, I was dicing veggies. I was paying such close attention to make sure the veggies were all the same size, that I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML

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By insightful - 20/03/2012 04:33 - Australia

Today, I was warning a girl in my art class to be careful with a Stanley knife, as she had managed to cut her finger quite badly. Just as I said it, I sliced my finger open with a Stanley knife. FML

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By thwack - 24/05/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML

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By nessacadesa - 24/03/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I was telling my younger brother and sister how important it is to know how to use a knife properly, all while slicing potatoes. Just as I was saying how stupid people can be with knives, the potato slipped on the counter. I sliced open my hand while talking about knife safety. FML

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By cabatt - 13/01/2019 04:00

Today, I'm a chef and I had a new set of knives delivered. My boss says to me, ''Be careful with your new knives, they're going to be sharp. You don't want to cut your nail off.'' Not 2 minutes later I chop my whole nail off my right index. He jinxed me. FML

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By 5p4571k - 25/05/2014 17:35 - Canada - Chilliwack

Today, I was cooking dinner for my children, managing for once not to screw up and hurt myself. Then, while chopping vegetables, I accidentally sliced my finger open. The same finger that was still covered in juice from a lemon I'd just squeezed. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2019 22:00

Today, I learned how to sharpen a knife. I sharpened it so well that it went through my finger like a lightsaber. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2022 06:00

Today, while demonstrating our new meat slicer at work, and after sharpening the blade at the end of the demonstration, I noticed some metal powder. I grabbed a rag to wipe it off, not realizing the blade was still in the “open” position. I now have six stitches and a really painful finger. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 02:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping tidy up after my girlfriend's flat warming. I went to put a sharp kitchen knife in the sink while she was washing dishes, and stabbed her in the finger instead. FML

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You deserved it 981

By Ryan - 07/02/2010 14:18 - France

Today, I cut my finger at work while chopping some vegetables. I grabbed the nearest rag I could to stop the bleeding and put it on the cut. I didn't know the rag had just been used to clean up a lemon juice spill. FML

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Welshite 39

Tuesday 28 January 2014 21:41

And now you get to teach them first aid! You're such a good teacher.

MassiveBerry 9

Tuesday 28 January 2014 21:42

Well, you were right. It was sharp.

Comments

amyyyf 6

Wednesday 29 January 2014 1:35

How did you txt your story with a messed up thumb?? lol

tj4234 35

Wednesday 29 January 2014 1:52

not everyone texts their stories you know? Also FMLs aren't published the same day they are typed up. It stands to reason to assume that not all FMLs are submitted on the same day the event happened either. So her thumb has probably healed by now.

gsevison 6

Wednesday 29 January 2014 2:00

Those kids probably won't take you seriously for a while

mxgirl1998 26

Wednesday 29 January 2014 2:15

Does he still want it

rawlings123 17

Wednesday 29 January 2014 2:26

Wait so did she cut her own finger or was it a student?

murythawn 13

Wednesday 29 January 2014 5:02

FangirlingAlways has gone through more shitty comments than Tiger Woods did Denny's waitresses.

worthlessACfan 11

Wednesday 29 January 2014 6:01

well you proved that the knife is dangerous

jtea 10

Wednesday 29 January 2014 6:38

At least they can't say you're making it up.

The_Khan 12

Wednesday 29 January 2014 10:16

Frankly, while it sucks for you, this is clearly showing them knives can be dangerous if you dont Watch out. Logically (logic on the internet, lol) this was a learning moment. Though I do question a cooking class where the students cant use knives.