Knackered

By morethanablondemoment - 28/08/2015 04:40 - United States - Redding

Today, after working 8 hours and immediately packing my house for another 6 hours to prepare for moving, I was extremely exhausted and more than ready to brush my teeth and go to bed. I tiredly brushed my teeth with my mascara. FML
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MasterTron 24

Easy breezy cover teeth

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MasterTron 24

Easy breezy cover teeth

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wickedhyype 17

Well... Did you die?

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I_Like_Dogs 28

Yes, there's Wi-Fi in afterlife. Luckily, OP was buried with her smartphone.

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dannidoll93 24

Do you have fuller, longer looking teeth? Did you also lengthen your eyelashes with toothpaste?

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Eliiara 11

This made me smile and actually laugh :) Thank you.

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IronMan_Mk43 20

I hope you didn't swallow any of the mascara because it doesn't make your stomach look fuller

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trulypar 34

It could have been worse...you could have minty fresh eyelashes.

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Eliiara 11

Oh god I can't imagine the pain of toothpaste in my eye/contact lens.

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felipe2342 18

Not related to the fml but fml needs to allow people to undo button presses. I pressed ydi unintentionally.

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XtremeHeat 14

SAME I do that all the time and its so annoying!

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blcksocks 19

I wish you would just "make-up" your mind...

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