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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, after a nap, I went to scratch my eye and felt what I presumed to be a clump of mascara on my eyelash. I didn't wear mascara today. It was a tick. FML
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Crash92 0

Where have you been sticking your head?

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TurtleGenius 0

Pour gasoline on your eyelashes and set it on fire; that should help. FYL indeed.

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Crash92 0

Where have you been sticking your head?

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caretoshare 0

GROSS! How didnt you notice before? And how did you get it? Were you rolling around in the grass or what. . .? #3 - HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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rileybrownie 0

she is a hobo and sleeps outside in the grass... nuff said

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TurtleGenius 0

Pour gasoline on your eyelashes and set it on fire; that should help. FYL indeed.

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MooKee 0

Hah #6, and #3, atleast you got the tick

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klumzy_k 0

3, hahahahaha , thats exactly what i was thinking

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narehs 0

get over it!! Boone cares about a tick!!! U didn't eat it or anything

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JinxSNC 0

Boone??? like Boone from LOST!? lol .-.

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tournamentdecide 33

Ticks can give you Lymes disease, which can lead to death if left untreated. 'Boone' still care?

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badaboom_fml 0

yeah not quite an fml. this isnt that uncommon and you were actually lucky you got it before it bit you. hah, it would actually have been funny if it did and you walked around with a tick on your face all day.

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missyacw 7

you know tics are removable right? maybe not so pleasant in the eye but a hot match or lit cigarette does the trick

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