By PositiveElectron - 27/08/2015 19:52 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, my mom decided to show me her new rape whistle. She kept blowing it every couple of minutes while we were stuck in traffic. FML
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summer4me 25

Don't let her become the boy who cried wolf. Just remind her that the whistle should only be used when needed.

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simply_meeeee 26

I don't think that's the correct purpose of a rape whistle

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simply_meeeee 26

I don't think that's the correct purpose of a rape whistle

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IamHercules 24

She violated the whistle multiple times.

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summer4me 25

Don't let her become the boy who cried wolf. Just remind her that the whistle should only be used when needed.

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wickedhyype 17

Well yeah, traffic was screwing her without permission.

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The_Basileus 9

Take it from her. She clearly can't handle it.

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Venister 11

No one will while she has the rape whistle

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Kobeh 13

Looks like no-one will take her seriously when she does need to use it

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MidnaLink 33

Toss it out the window. Seriously, that's so annoying.

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trulypar 34

I'm going to guess it's working...no one would want to get close with all that whistle blowing.

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0dd80d 21

She has a better chance of not being raped if she stops using the whistle.

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evanvoss 20

How's a rape whistle different from a regular whistle?

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Sillsallad 15

My first thought too! I guess it's just a normal whistle until you get raped

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beararm 11

she assaulted ur ears wit a rape whistle??

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