School, Poopoo peepee and Kids: Late bloomer

**** you, if you think your life is shit because your son still ***** his pants in high school you suck as a parent. Go worry about your son and help him with his problems.

ambear26 14

Tuesday 16 October 2012 17:08

**** your son's life for shatting his pants in high school.

Pandacupcakelove 26

Tuesday 16 October 2012 17:09

FYSL **** your son's life. That must be the most embarrassing experiance ever! I want to give him a hug :( after he changes his pants...

noisebox 1

Tuesday 16 October 2012 17:13

Did you mean shit..

etchsanity1 11

Tuesday 16 October 2012 17:31

Shat is the past tense

DivineSunshine 1

Tuesday 16 October 2012 17:20

You are a jerk. Your child is obviously sick and you are trying to make this about you.

secretsymbiote21 5

Tuesday 16 October 2012 17:33

maybe he has a good reason.

wooley29 8

Tuesday 16 October 2012 17:48

So he is sick. Do you think he liked doing it?

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