School, Poopoo peepee and Kids: Late bloomer

To be honest this FML doesnt rewlly explain much, OPs son could have IBS(Irritable Bowl Syndrome) and not be able to control it, or he had explosive diarrea(excuse the awful spelling) from your food or the dreadful school food.

j_cat187 19

Tuesday 16 October 2012 23:42

I have a feeling he had the beer *****.

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