Late bloomer

By Mike - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a call from my son's school saying to pick him up because he'd shat his pants. He's in high school. FML
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RadikulRam 16

We need more information before we can judge this FML, he may have had diarrhea from your food, for example.

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medichick 5

I've known grown men (and women) who have shit their pants. It happens. The worst part about this is that his friends will make fun of him lol.

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klovely22 13

Everyone is saying it's accidental. Am I the only one who thinks he did it on purpose. Maybe to get out of school early, or just as a dare. I mean teenagers these days do some really crazy shit.

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BlackBlazeCobra 16

Who the hell would be crazy enough to do that?

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martin_martian7 11

I don't blame him. It feels weird taking a dump in the schools bathroom -_____-

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BlackBlazeCobra 16

Sounds like this should be your son's FML instead. He probably got sick, and no matter how old you are, sometimes you just can't control your bowel movements.

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ideasrule 13

Being in high school doesn't prevent you from getting diarrhea, nor does it prevent you from occasionally losing control of your bowels when you do.

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Therewhenneeded 16

Well he either did it because he was honestly sick...or lazy...or trying to get out of school. FYL and FHL if it was accidental.

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ideasrule 13

"Teenagers these days do some crazy shit?" As if teenagers 2000 years ago didn't do crazy shit? In any case, have you heard of "guilty until proven innocent?"

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BellaBelle_fml 23

Wait, who are we trying to prove innocent here?!

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IzzylovesBacon21 2

Glad my highschool experience is over, there's just too much shit to deal with...

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natalia18oo 12

Haha that's pretty much happened to everyone in my family at one point or another, except me! We call it "The Curse"!!!

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outoftown 26

Glad you got this posted to the right FML. But to tell the truth, it was funnier in the wrong one!

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natalia18oo 12

I'm sooo embarrassed!!!! Lol

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