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By gnofin - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking out of a grocery store. I hit the button on my key to open the trunk, which hit an old lady just under her chin and knocked her to the ground. As she laid there, she pointed a shaky, bony finger at me and yelled that she would sue me for everything I have. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 929
You deserved it 3 176

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Why was she so close to your car in the first place?

Why didn't you check if somebody was around? Though she doesn't really have any grounds to sue you, you should have apologised. Hope you did OP.

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Should have stomped her while she was down, granny can't sue if she is dead.

randybryant799 20

Wouldn't she have to literally be hanging over the back of your car for that to happen?