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By honeybee2487 - 30/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, at work, I heard a weird sound coming from the ceiling. As I looked up to see what it was, a huge splash of water hit me in the face. I called mall maintenance to let them know. They told me they already knew about the leak… from the sewage line. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By lifestinks - 23/08/2009 03:29 - United States

Today, my work finally hired someone to replace some leaky pipes. I work in the basement by myself, and just as I walked under the newly-fixed pipes, I got soaked with what appeared to be water. Apparently it was connected to a toilet. My boss couldn't find a replacement, so they made me work covered in piss. FML

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By jennybrev - 13/07/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I awoke to find a water pipe burst. I frantically ran down to the basement to turn off the water to the house. What I didn't expect when I reached the bottom of the stairs was to have to start dodging the falling, wet ceiling tiles. FML

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By Sick Guy - 24/03/2018 20:30 - United States - Boynton Beach

Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML

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By elle - 23/05/2011 10:17

Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML

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By wetandhungry - 06/10/2016 13:11 - United States - Houston

Today, I came home to find water dripping from the ceiling in my apartment laundry room/pantry. All of my groceries were ruined. Maintenance's suggestion? "Put a bucket under it." FML

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By sproket - 11/04/2011 23:37

Today, the maintenance man 'fixed' a leak in my apartment by flooding the place. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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Best seat in the house

By Rachey - 10/09/2024 00:00 - Ireland

Today, I was using the toilet at a friend's house when the toilet made a strange gurgling noise. Thinking it was just old plumbing, I flushed. The water started rising... and rising. Before I knew it, water, and whatever was in the toilet, began overflowing and flooding the bathroom. I had to go ask for help, and a mop. FML

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Pumped-up Tanks

By DogStew - 15/09/2019 20:00

Today, at work I had to spend 2 hours cleaning up stinky toilet water. Why? Because yesterday, I forgot to turn on the septic tank pumps. The tank overflowed, and so did all the toilets. My boss is not happy. FML

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Retail stinks

By Anonymous - 26/07/2020 23:00

Today, a pipe leaked in the store I work at. I had to smell sordid waste for more than 8 hours. FML

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Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:04

It would be hilarious if your mouth was open

username10000 3

Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:10

Tastes like shit..

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airborn54 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 5:08

Shit happens

Adv3rseFX 6

Wednesday 31 August 2011 5:10

That just seems like a.... Shitty day.

Qwertyuiip 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 5:10

Sounds like you're in a -put sunglasses on- a shitty situation. YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hooliuhhh 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 5:10

That's how you get pink eye!

eurekaroy 6

Wednesday 31 August 2011 5:29

Sounds like a shitty day...

afulks78 11

Wednesday 31 August 2011 5:30

Yummy

Mannie_G 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 6:34

Mall? Those Asian fast-food restaurants can do terrible things to a person,you know...

supsup1 1

Wednesday 31 August 2011 6:37

Sewage lines don't go over your head even in complexes. Fake!

RLG 7

Wednesday 31 August 2011 7:02

Ah man at least it's over with. Hopefully you weren't around people for them to smell you

THE_A_TEEN 27

Wednesday 31 August 2011 7:07

OH GOD THE PUNS THEY'RE EVERYWHERE..... (brain explode's and dies) -cue funeral march

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Leaked

Same thing different taste

I'm pissed

*buys case of Listerine*

Best seat in the house

Pumped-up Tanks

Retail stinks

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