Work: Leaked

Leaked

By honeybee2487 - 30/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, at work, I heard a weird sound coming from the ceiling. As I looked up to see what it was, a huge splash of water hit me in the face. I called mall maintenance to let them know. They told me they already knew about the leak… from the sewage line. FML

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By lifestinks - 23/08/2009 03:29 - United States

Today, my work finally hired someone to replace some leaky pipes. I work in the basement by myself, and just as I walked under the newly-fixed pipes, I got soaked with what appeared to be water. Apparently it was connected to a toilet. My boss couldn't find a replacement, so they made me work covered in piss. FML

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By jennybrev - 13/07/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I awoke to find a water pipe burst. I frantically ran down to the basement to turn off the water to the house. What I didn't expect when I reached the bottom of the stairs was to have to start dodging the falling, wet ceiling tiles. FML

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buys case of Listerine

By Sick Guy - 24/03/2018 20:30 - United States - Boynton Beach

Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML

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By elle - 23/05/2011 10:17

Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML

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You deserved it 4 140

By wetandhungry - 06/10/2016 13:11 - United States - Houston

Today, I came home to find water dripping from the ceiling in my apartment laundry room/pantry. All of my groceries were ruined. Maintenance's suggestion? "Put a bucket under it." FML

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You deserved it 714

By sproket - 11/04/2011 23:37

Today, the maintenance man 'fixed' a leak in my apartment by flooding the place. FML

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You deserved it 2 680

By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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Best seat in the house

By Rachey - 10/09/2024 00:00 - Ireland

Today, I was using the toilet at a friend's house when the toilet made a strange gurgling noise. Thinking it was just old plumbing, I flushed. The water started rising... and rising. Before I knew it, water, and whatever was in the toilet, began overflowing and flooding the bathroom. I had to go ask for help, and a mop. FML

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You deserved it 94

Pumped-up Tanks

By DogStew - 15/09/2019 20:00

Today, at work I had to spend 2 hours cleaning up stinky toilet water. Why? Because yesterday, I forgot to turn on the septic tank pumps. The tank overflowed, and so did all the toilets. My boss is not happy. FML

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Retail stinks

By Anonymous - 26/07/2020 23:00

Today, a pipe leaked in the store I work at. I had to smell sordid waste for more than 8 hours. FML

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lindseyluvszac 4

Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:04

It would be hilarious if your mouth was open

username10000 3

Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:10

Tastes like shit..

Comments

Sl1mShad3y 10

Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:36

you now have aids congrats! :)

dd809 9

Wednesday 31 August 2011 1:14

There are way too many unintelligent and immature people like you. It's kind of sad.

Gmax884 2

Thursday 12 January 2012 7:51

#33 wtf?! you can't get AIDS or HIV from sewage!

sicnesses 6

Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:38

Shit...

yoshivar2002 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:45

Mmm beefy

Eiregal 7

Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:47

oh dear no! a pipe carrying sewage burst and put it all over my street, the stench!!! oh man and to have it ON you!! so sorry FYL

FarSide 22

Wednesday 31 August 2011 6:30

Yeah, it is kind of surprising how everybody else's shit smells worse than mine.

animalover721 3

Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:50

Hey it coulda been ur own!

walterism 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:51

What a shitty situation

joanikens 18

Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:52

Wrong place at the wrong time :( FYL

mrahhhhh 21

Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:57

YDI for getting shitfaced at work.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Wednesday 31 August 2011 7:13

#45 HOW DOES THE OP DESERVE THIS? THIS WAS A COMPLETE ACCIDENT.

mrahhhhh 21

Wednesday 31 August 2011 10:52

SHUT THE **** UP, DUMBASS.

sicnesses 6

Thursday 1 September 2011 23:02

Zing

Habling 6

Wednesday 31 August 2011 1:05

The only upside to this situation is that people can now call you a piece of shit without feeling offended.

greenbox 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 1:07

That's STINKS op

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