Intimacy and Wanker: LEAVE ME ALONE

LEAVE ME ALONE

By Anonymous - 26/06/2012 21:10 - United States

Today, I found out that the phone number I switched to used to host an amateur phone sex hotline. I found this out after getting several calls by teenagers, who sounded as if they were masturbating, even as I yelled that they had the wrong number. FML

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By Hypocrisy - 28/09/2011 22:16 - United States

Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML

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By virginat16 - 14/12/2010 11:00 - United States

Today, I got a call from a restricted number. When I answered, it was a prank call. The kids on the other end had porn on high volume and put the phone next to the speaker. Way to remind me that I'm still a virgin. FML

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By dannytriplet - 11/04/2010 06:34 - United States

Today, I got my son's phone bill (the phone I got him to call us from college). I found out he's been calling a phone sex hotline everyday. He hasn't called us once. FML

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By bullah007 - 28/11/2014 18:43 - Pakistan - Lahore

Today, my friend made a fake account on Facebook, pretending to be a girl, and posted my phone number on a sexting group. I've been getting calls and text messages from horny weirdos all day long. FML

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By long day - 12/11/2013 20:29 - United States - Bay City

Today, while taking an order over the phone for the customer at work, I began to hear slight moans. The moans gradually became faster and louder, until climax was achieved and I realized I was being used for phone sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 22:00

Today, I needed to call my mom to get some info so I dialled the number on my work phone. Not 2 seconds after, my cellphone rang. I got super pissed off because I hate when people call me on my cell at work. It was me. I'd dialled my own number. FML

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Thanks for that, whoever you are

By Anonymous - 17/09/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised that somewhere out there someone has written my phone number on a pub bathroom wall, because now every couple of days or weeks I get random calls from heavy breathing pervs, or from guys wanting to know if I’m available, and how much I charge. FML

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By Somessedup - 09/09/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, my boss asked to use my phone since the company pays for it. A few hours later the same boss called me into his office to fire me. Apparently the company checks the phone records and found a call made on my cell to a sex line. My boss made that call and just fired me. FML

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By anonymous - 21/02/2011 05:01

Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML

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By loner - 14/11/2014 23:12 - United States - Madison

Today, I noticed that I get more calls from people who've dialed the wrong number than I do from people I actually know. FML

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mandark 9

Wednesday 27 June 2012 9:06

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em?

eddeeezzyy 19

Wednesday 27 June 2012 9:07

You should've just went with it and played along! Omg do you have any idea how much fun that would be? Lol you could make up insanely high prices, and listen to their reactions.

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NicollieOlliO 0

Wednesday 27 June 2012 13:54

Call up your phone company

fordman22 0

Wednesday 27 June 2012 14:15

Any chicks call ya bro? Lol

jkozzy 8

Wednesday 27 June 2012 14:50

I remember you, op. I found your screaming rather sexy ;)

eastsidesoldier 7

Wednesday 27 June 2012 15:14

How do u sound like ur masterbating???

Shadow_Phantom 26

Wednesday 27 June 2012 16:27

Why don't you go do it and find out...

X_Codes 11

Wednesday 27 June 2012 15:24

I fapped to this.

metalwolf 17

Wednesday 27 June 2012 15:44

You could get a recording of a little kid answering the phone and play that when you answer the phone. It would make it very awkward for the caller if the first thing they hear is something along the lines of "hello, are you calling for daddy?" Chances are they will just hang up.

babebeegurl95 7

Wednesday 27 June 2012 16:31

OMG!!! same with me! I changed my number cuz as a joke a coworker gave my number to a bunch of 8 year olds. So I changed it And apparently the girl put herself out there as a hostess. I'm only 17. They could go to jail!(;