Leave me alone

By Peppermint - 17/03/2011 10:00 - New Zealand

Today, I put signs up in the lifts at work with my name and desk phone number as the contact in case the lifts break down. I work in IT so there are hundreds of men in the building. Someone has already drawn a very wonky heart next to my name. FML
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Ruckainc 0

Awwwwww. Someone likes you! :3

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

"Today, I saw the name of a cute girl i work with in the elevator. Bored and trying to be sweet, i drew a little heart by it. It wasn't my best work, for i was shaky and nervous. When she found out it was me, she kicked me in the nuts, called me a stalker, and is now suing for sexual harassment. FML"

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Zebidee 8

Wow - that's almost completely unremarkable.

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antsinmypants199 0

how sweet of you #37 :D

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OCDC 9

 There's a wonky heart for you. Or broken. Whatever.

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RedPillSucks 31

Don't tell my heart my wonky honky heart....

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DocBastard 38

So the IT guys repair lifts now? Apparently in Wellington "IT" stands for "idiot training".

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Zebidee 8

Yeah, I can imagine calling IT because I was stuck in a lift. After 20 minutes on hold, they'd ask you if you'd tried turning it off and back on again. ...I wonder who will be the first mouth-breather to ask what a lift is? My vote is less than comment 50. It's an elevator, you dolts.

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Blazingcrono 6

Hey Zebidee, what's a lift? I'm a nose-breather btw.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

I didn't expect "What's wonky?" to be number one but I figured that and "lift" were going to be pretty high up. I was all set to Google since I didn't realise lift repair was an IT job. Maybe IT stands for something different than what I thought. See how much we learn on FML, kids?

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instantmusic 4

I've found that in the IT field, people assume that if it's technical, then you're suppose to fix it. I've been asked to fix elevators, doors, and the like. I'm a database admin =/

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perdix 29

Zebidee, especially when they answer in an exasperated Irish accent. Are we on the same page?

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Leis_fml 3

Nah, the exasperated irish accent asks in the first 4 seconds if you've tried

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EvilDave 13

@27 Zebidee Just remember that you are calling them to help YOU. You aren't smart enough to fix it yourself and they are. What does that say about how stupid you really are.

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Zebidee 8

Funnily enough, I gave up calling IT helplines. By the time I got stuck on a problem, they usually couldn't solve it either.

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FarSide 22

OP, don't waste your time returning phone calls to guys who can only get it up with a lift.

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JustinThunder 8

Just curb stomp them all.

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nancyfantastic 3

how is an IT guy going to fix a broken chair lift?

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MissBunny25 0

24 lmfao I love your comment. not sure why. but I do.

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Zebidee 8

Alan - you're not thinking about it the right way. It's not that it said chair lift, it's that it didn't say elevator, so what else could it possibly have meant?

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

"Today, I put signs up in the lifts at work with my name and desk phone number as the contact in case the lifts break down." Admittedly it is an IT woman but that kind of does make it sound like she's the one who's supposed to fix it. She could just be the one who is supposed to call the person who's actually supposed to fix it, but it doesn't really sound that way.

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kikibisweet 0

Whats wrong with saying "Big Whoop?" Big deal. Move on. Get over it. Goodbye.

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Hawkcody1958 1

awwwwswwwww. poor you, is that a Fml ,?you are a self centered bitch,oh I am spool pretty **** you bitch

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you_freak 7

If you wanted a wonky heart too, just ask! Jealous much?

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