Transportation, Cars, Bikes and Public freakouts: Leave me out of this

Leave me out of this

By hahahah111 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom was driving me somewhere. As we were driving, she got mad at a motorcycle driver telling to "get the fuck off the road." In response, the driver spat into my open window. His spit landed on my face. FML

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You deserved it 4 380

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2014 15:21 - United States

Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 077

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By Knaxer - 12/12/2015 17:22 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I was riding my motorcycle when a guy cut me off at a light. I honked and swore at him when a bug flew into my mouth. FML

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You deserved it 6 583

By lumacsp - 08/10/2009 12:22 - United States

Today, I stopped at the light when someone crashed on to my motorcycle making me fall. The guy claimed it was my fault because I stopped too fast. I got really mad, so I attempted to spit on his face and was ready to start a fight when I noticed that I forgot to lift the helmet shield. FML

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You deserved it 52 424

By pothole - 03/03/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML

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You deserved it 4 177

Take that

By Anonymous - 30/07/2009 00:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was riding my motorcycle when I saw my cheating ex-wife walking down the road. Out of anger, I spat my gum at her. I forgot that my helmet's visor was still down, so when I spat, the gum stuck against it. I was temporarily blinded and I crashed into some bushes. FML

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Road rage gone feral

By 16590 - 15/06/2012 22:13 - Sweden

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML

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You deserved it 4 849

By taylor_eileen - 26/12/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I drove my mom home from the salon because she was feeling sick. I'm not the best driver, but I was excited that I was helping. Everything was going smoothly until I hit a bump in the road. My mom blew chunks all over. I found out very quickly that she had spicy chicken for lunch. FML

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You deserved it 3 194

By authorx - 27/06/2013 04:39 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 374

You deserved it 50 545

By Zeco - 05/02/2011 22:54 - United States

Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 233

You deserved it 42 181

By future MIL slasher - 23/09/2012 21:05 - United States - Rindge

Today, I was driving home on the highway with my wife and her parents. As I overtook another car, a rock got kicked up into our windshield. My wife screamed about the crack it created, while my mother-in-law goaded her on and mocked my "piss-poor driving." FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 018

You deserved it 2 178

MrJentipede 2

Monday 25 May 2009 16:07

At least your mouth wasn't open.

herby123 0

Monday 25 May 2009 16:10

relay it to ur mom?

Comments

genius_man16 0

Monday 25 May 2009 19:40

Lol, I'd go with #2 and relay it to your mom.

sushamouf 0

Monday 25 May 2009 19:42

#13... do you realize that once the biker realized you were following him he would 1. confront your ass 2. lay on the gas and he would be gone.... Im sure there was a reason he spit and probabily a good one.........

cha40_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 19:47

I agree with #31

Blue_Coconuts 7

Monday 25 May 2009 19:53

I agree with #31 100%... I'm a rider as well... I probably would have kicked the shit out of your door if I felt my life was being threatened. Consider yourself lucky all you got was spit. I know guys who'll carry rocks in their pockets to **** up the windshield.

lmmmr 0

Monday 25 May 2009 19:54

#31- That is exactly why motorcycles should be illegal.

thuryn 2

Monday 25 May 2009 19:56

I agree with the "fake" part. As a biker, I can tell you that at upwards of 5mph, it's pretty impossible to spit on someone without getting it on yourself. Also, even a 3/4 helmet has a face shield that would have to be moved out of the way first. A full-face helmet takes a lot of work to remove, spit, and put back. On the other hand, if he wasn't WEARING a helmet, then he's an idiot and should gtfo the road and get himself a lid. Jerks like that give us safe riders a bad name. I don't know what set off the OP's mother. I ride with a crowd that is very careful in traffic and doesn't "act like we own the road." But there are plenty of flip-flop wearing, wheelie-pullin', stupid newbie riders (we call 'em "squids") with more money than sense out on shiny new liter bikes. If she was yelling at one of those fools, I can see why she'd be upset. By contrast, we have #15. **** you, dude. I hope you die in a fire.

nananna915 0

Monday 25 May 2009 19:59

I sincerely hope you got their license place so you can sue their ass, that is DISGUSTING

Blue_Coconuts 7

Monday 25 May 2009 20:02

I just assume that they were stopped. With my helmet on, if I'm moving, I usually can't hear anything people say anyway. If both were moving, it's unlikely he would have heard anything. But I can just lift the bottom of my helmet, and spit out that way, and put it back in about 2 seconds. So if they were stopped at a light or something, it's not unfathomable.

mandalaine05 0

Monday 25 May 2009 20:09

That's ******* gross and also called assault. I probably would have called the cops.

AnneFTW 17

Monday 25 May 2009 20:22

FYL not only for the spit but for having a mother with a filthy mouth. What the hell was she doing anyway?! Some motorcyclists are angry lunatics - you don't swear at them! Esepcially when they haven't even done anything!