Transportation, Cars, Bikes and Public freakouts: Leave me out of this - FML

Leave me out of this

By hahahah111 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom was driving me somewhere. As we were driving, she got mad at a motorcycle driver telling to "get the fuck off the road." In response, the driver spat into my open window. His spit landed on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2014 15:21 - United States

Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML

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By Knaxer - 12/12/2015 17:22 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I was riding my motorcycle when a guy cut me off at a light. I honked and swore at him when a bug flew into my mouth. FML

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By lumacsp - 08/10/2009 12:22 - United States

Today, I stopped at the light when someone crashed on to my motorcycle making me fall. The guy claimed it was my fault because I stopped too fast. I got really mad, so I attempted to spit on his face and was ready to start a fight when I noticed that I forgot to lift the helmet shield. FML

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By pothole - 03/03/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML

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Take that

By Anonymous - 30/07/2009 00:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was riding my motorcycle when I saw my cheating ex-wife walking down the road. Out of anger, I spat my gum at her. I forgot that my helmet's visor was still down, so when I spat, the gum stuck against it. I was temporarily blinded and I crashed into some bushes. FML

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Road rage gone feral

By 16590 - 15/06/2012 22:13 - Sweden

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML

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By taylor_eileen - 26/12/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I drove my mom home from the salon because she was feeling sick. I'm not the best driver, but I was excited that I was helping. Everything was going smoothly until I hit a bump in the road. My mom blew chunks all over. I found out very quickly that she had spicy chicken for lunch. FML

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By authorx - 27/06/2013 04:39 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML

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By Zeco - 05/02/2011 22:54 - United States

Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML

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By future MIL slasher - 23/09/2012 21:05 - United States - Rindge

Today, I was driving home on the highway with my wife and her parents. As I overtook another car, a rock got kicked up into our windshield. My wife screamed about the crack it created, while my mother-in-law goaded her on and mocked my "piss-poor driving." FML

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MrJentipede 2

Monday 25 May 2009 16:07

At least your mouth wasn't open.

herby123 0

Monday 25 May 2009 16:10

relay it to ur mom?

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bonafidehustler 0

Monday 25 May 2009 16:58

This one is hilarious. #6: Nobody said she was moving at the time.

omglyktotally78 0

Monday 25 May 2009 16:59

Hahahah11? FAKE!

Tehalon 0

Monday 25 May 2009 17:06

Hope you thanked your mom.

Glam_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 17:11

Eww. I probably would have thrown up if some strangers loogie ended up on my face. Tell your mom to contain her road rage next time. Maybe sign her up for an anger management class.. Motorcyles have a right to be on the road too.

Gawain_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 17:19

Your mom should have driven over the motorcyclist--we need more organ donors.

madam_mayham 0

Monday 25 May 2009 17:21

That's assault, I would have instantly got his tag number and called the police and follow him until they found us then I would press assault charges and if you're a minor that tags on there as well.

nikkirito 0

Monday 25 May 2009 17:24

Yeah, you can press charges. Oh, well, FYL.

Gawain_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 17:26

Assault charges for being spit on? Boo hoo....put on the big girl panties and get over it.

BaldOuting 0

Monday 25 May 2009 17:35

i don't think i'd be getting back in a car with mom anytime soon.

mj2123 0

Monday 25 May 2009 17:43

Mommy might need some anger management...

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