Transportation, Cars, Bikes and Public freakouts: Leave me out of this

Leave me out of this

By hahahah111 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom was driving me somewhere. As we were driving, she got mad at a motorcycle driver telling to "get the fuck off the road." In response, the driver spat into my open window. His spit landed on my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 209

You deserved it 4 380

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2014 15:21 - United States

Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 077

You deserved it 51 910

By Knaxer - 12/12/2015 17:22 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I was riding my motorcycle when a guy cut me off at a light. I honked and swore at him when a bug flew into my mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 984

You deserved it 6 584

By lumacsp - 08/10/2009 12:22 - United States

Today, I stopped at the light when someone crashed on to my motorcycle making me fall. The guy claimed it was my fault because I stopped too fast. I got really mad, so I attempted to spit on his face and was ready to start a fight when I noticed that I forgot to lift the helmet shield. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 285

You deserved it 52 425

By pothole - 03/03/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 071

You deserved it 4 177

Take that

By Anonymous - 30/07/2009 00:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was riding my motorcycle when I saw my cheating ex-wife walking down the road. Out of anger, I spat my gum at her. I forgot that my helmet's visor was still down, so when I spat, the gum stuck against it. I was temporarily blinded and I crashed into some bushes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 148

You deserved it 77 706

Road rage gone feral

By 16590 - 15/06/2012 22:13 - Sweden

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 338

You deserved it 4 850

By taylor_eileen - 26/12/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I drove my mom home from the salon because she was feeling sick. I'm not the best driver, but I was excited that I was helping. Everything was going smoothly until I hit a bump in the road. My mom blew chunks all over. I found out very quickly that she had spicy chicken for lunch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 587

You deserved it 3 194

By authorx - 27/06/2013 04:39 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 374

You deserved it 50 550

By Zeco - 05/02/2011 22:54 - United States

Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 233

You deserved it 42 188

By future MIL slasher - 23/09/2012 21:05 - United States - Rindge

Today, I was driving home on the highway with my wife and her parents. As I overtook another car, a rock got kicked up into our windshield. My wife screamed about the crack it created, while my mother-in-law goaded her on and mocked my "piss-poor driving." FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 019

You deserved it 2 178

MrJentipede 2

Monday 25 May 2009 16:07

At least your mouth wasn't open.

herby123 0

Monday 25 May 2009 16:10

relay it to ur mom?

Comments

jaybirdka 0

Monday 25 May 2009 20:47

#37 is right on........#15 I hope you drop dead the day of your daughter's wedding. And every year on that special occasion everyone will be pissed at dear ol' selfish dad for ruining that day. **** You.

jessxoxo28 5

Monday 25 May 2009 21:07

thats disgusting. ur mom sucks

BKF 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:08

that's disgusting! FYL

mooniez 7

Monday 25 May 2009 21:23

#1: good point. wow, your life is ******. did your mom apologize or continue on like her child was not just spat on?

dg72592_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:30

holy shit exact same thing happened to me!! (except it was another car not a motorcycle)... it was so ignorant i was about to get out of the car and rip the cocky ******** apart. pretty sure he was rocking a fauxhawk too and doing 60 in a 35 zone

katie_bby 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:36

ewww, herpes. that's when you get the license number & report his ass.

teenkid222 0

Monday 25 May 2009 22:32

thats impossible

supergrace 0

Monday 25 May 2009 23:09

that's ******* disgusting. did you yell at your mom?

69bananas 0

Monday 25 May 2009 23:22

Shut the **** up #8, bikers could say the same thing about people who drive cars. Why wasn't he wearing a helmet? How could he have spit on you from another lane while driving? This sounds like bullshit.

crazy_vet_tech 10

Monday 25 May 2009 23:43

dude, I feel bad for you, but you guys deserved it....maybe not you, but definitely your mom....most bikers are very safe riders, but they don't like to get meesed with....especilly by some crazy woman in a cage {car}....what she did was just not cool