Transportation, Cars, Bikes and Public freakouts: Leave me out of this

Leave me out of this

By hahahah111 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom was driving me somewhere. As we were driving, she got mad at a motorcycle driver telling to "get the fuck off the road." In response, the driver spat into my open window. His spit landed on my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 209

You deserved it 4 380

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2014 15:21 - United States

Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 077

You deserved it 51 909

By Knaxer - 12/12/2015 17:22 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I was riding my motorcycle when a guy cut me off at a light. I honked and swore at him when a bug flew into my mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 983

You deserved it 6 583

By lumacsp - 08/10/2009 12:22 - United States

Today, I stopped at the light when someone crashed on to my motorcycle making me fall. The guy claimed it was my fault because I stopped too fast. I got really mad, so I attempted to spit on his face and was ready to start a fight when I noticed that I forgot to lift the helmet shield. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 284

You deserved it 52 424

By pothole - 03/03/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 070

You deserved it 4 177

Take that

By Anonymous - 30/07/2009 00:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was riding my motorcycle when I saw my cheating ex-wife walking down the road. Out of anger, I spat my gum at her. I forgot that my helmet's visor was still down, so when I spat, the gum stuck against it. I was temporarily blinded and I crashed into some bushes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 148

You deserved it 77 705

Road rage gone feral

By 16590 - 15/06/2012 22:13 - Sweden

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 338

You deserved it 4 849

By taylor_eileen - 26/12/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I drove my mom home from the salon because she was feeling sick. I'm not the best driver, but I was excited that I was helping. Everything was going smoothly until I hit a bump in the road. My mom blew chunks all over. I found out very quickly that she had spicy chicken for lunch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 587

You deserved it 3 194

By authorx - 27/06/2013 04:39 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 374

You deserved it 50 545

By Zeco - 05/02/2011 22:54 - United States

Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 233

You deserved it 42 181

By future MIL slasher - 23/09/2012 21:05 - United States - Rindge

Today, I was driving home on the highway with my wife and her parents. As I overtook another car, a rock got kicked up into our windshield. My wife screamed about the crack it created, while my mother-in-law goaded her on and mocked my "piss-poor driving." FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 018

You deserved it 2 178

MrJentipede 2

Monday 25 May 2009 16:07

At least your mouth wasn't open.

herby123 0

Monday 25 May 2009 16:10

relay it to ur mom?

Comments

mu_tiger2006 0

Monday 25 May 2009 23:48

Agree with #6... I call bull...no way spit can travel between two parallel vehicles while driving...

ZEROGage 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 0:01

Be happy- it could've been an outlaw biker who'd pull a gun and shoot you. You should've told your mom to chill out.

feeish 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 0:21

I agree with #6 unless you were in stop and go Bull

Warzprite 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 0:22

Its assault, have him charged and get another unsafe rider off the roads. If he was such a badass he should have stopped riding like a moron, and sucked it up like a man instead of trying to spread his herp around.

noName123456 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 1:06

people need to realize that if a biker and a car crash the people in the car will probably be fine wheras the person on the bike will probably be killed or seriously injured so give bikers some space and respect there right to be on the road

deathproof_fml 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 2:02

That sucks. Bikers always drive like morons, and then they wonder why they all ****** get killed. It's the biker's fault, 99% of the time.

24788 6

Tuesday 26 May 2009 2:31

Your mom is ******* crazy.

randii3660 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 23:16

You got some major abs!!!!!!!! ^^)

PotatoBlankey39 2

Tuesday 26 May 2009 3:12

Your mom OBVIOUSLY did something to piss him off. Bikers aren't idiots you know. I'm sorry his spit landed on you since your mother is the one that deserved it. Tell your mother to open up her damn eyes and pay attention to others that are on the road. She should learn to be more observant or she'll kill someone! I have several friends and family members that ride and there are a few that have lost their lives to idiots that don't pay attention. Tell your mom to start paying attention to bikers or she'll end up killing someone. At least this biker had the courage to do something... Again, sorry his spit landed on you. Your mother is the one that deserved it. Just take this as a lesson for when you drive.

mattmag 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 3:50

I'm not a motorcyclist, but a regular cyclist. Some idiot driver nearly killed me, then started yelling at me (apparently the bike lane is no place for bikes). I rammed my handlebar into his brand new SUV and put a huge dent in the door, then rode off down a path into the woods. When I get tired, I post random stories in the FML comments.