Embarrassing, Farts and Kids: Let it all out - FML

Let it all out

By Username - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, my four year-old daughter pulled her pants down in the middle of Best Buy. Apparently, you can smell the farts better when they don't have to pass through clothing. FML

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_PAK_G96Unit_ 0

Monday 4 October 2010 12:27

LOL smart kid. :D

gameace232 0

Monday 4 October 2010 12:28

that's just weird....

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Bex123 0

Monday 11 October 2010 5:13

awkward turtle.

wriptidez 0

Monday 11 October 2010 10:04

future valedictorian

Sabbalabba1992 3

Monday 11 October 2010 19:13

Ha ha ha. That's cute.

alphabetaCake 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 10:20

your demise made my day. sorry dude!

TheSyndrome 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 23:30

#165 Do you honestly think for a second that "cholos" and kids who end up in prison weren't spanked? That's idiot logic if I've ever heard it. Violence breeds violence. Teach a child that it is okay to hit someone because they make you mad and they are likely to do exactly that.

RAHDINAHISAWESOM 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 3:06

THIS IS MY FAVE FML EVER !! I WANT CHILDREN LIKE THAT !!

YuppItsMe123 0

Friday 29 October 2010 3:00

ahhh!!! dudee I would laughh sooo hard if I saw that, but really that's different..?

ladybroccoli 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 1:36

and you can't spell disgusting wth

garner20 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 17:26

your daughter is awesome.

terranman 4

Friday 6 May 2011 4:41

definately funny

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Today, I went to see a movie with my best friend, and there were three girls loudly discussing blowjob techniques. I texted my boyfriend about how gross the conversation was. His reply was, "Pay attention. You might learn something." FML

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Today, I'm finally dating the girl I've been fawning over for years. So what do I do? I accidentally called her by her sister's name during a conversation, which might seem like a small mistake, except I used to sleep with her sister, and she's been having a hard time getting over it. FML

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Today, my girlfriend returned home from a several week vacation with family. Instead of a happy reunion, I was terribly emasculated, publicly, for bringing flowers that "weren't as pretty as all the other couples' in baggage claim." FML

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Today, my boyfriend came to visit me for my birthday. Over dinner he handed me a blank card that had the words "I love you" hastily written on it. When the waiter came to take our order he informed him that we'd be paying separately. Happy Birthday. FML

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Today, the guy we'd offered to hire, who had a 2-month notice period, emailed to say he couldn't come after all, because his employer offered to retain him. In this two-month timeframe, we didn't interview anybody else and now we're in deep shit. FML

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Today, and ever since my boyfriend discovered what a rimjob is, it’s all he’s been asking for, no matter how many times I say no. I can’t be the only one who finds the thought of licking a butthole disgusting and vomit-inducing. Take the hint, no means no. FML

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Today, I ran over a pothole that was so small it barely qualified as a hole, more like a dent than a hole, but somehow it was still enough to completely crack the rim of my tire and made me 3 hours late to work. I get paid by the hour, so this will hurt my paycheck. FML

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Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML

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