Embarrassing, Poopoo peepee and Health: Let's get you home Grandma

Let's get you home Grandma

By Ima_Moronski - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

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Today, I walked into my elderly grandmother's trailer, used the bathroom and went to wash my hands. She had a soft spot in the floor that she covered with a bathmat. I fell through. Right leg up to my hip in the floor, boobs stuck on the counter. My husband and grandmother stood there laughing. FML

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Today, I was in the basement at my grandma's house. The bathroom is on the ground floor and there's a laundry chute that goes down to the basement. I looked through the chute to see if the bathroom light was on. A pair of shitty underpants came down and landed in my face. They were my grandma's. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML

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By arw - 25/07/2012 06:10 - United States

Today, I was with my grandma in my new car. She suddenly says, "I've got to pee bad." Without giving me enough time to find a gas station, she blurts out, "Never mind, I just did." FML

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By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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By Username - 28/06/2011 20:40 - United States

Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML

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Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:13

That is just disgusting. Poor granny though.

MsSoulReaper 27

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:14

More like FHL! She got shit on her back!

Comments

brooklynnlee 1

Thursday 28 July 2011 18:53

I feel sorry for you and you grandma, but I'm sorry to say this but lmao.

badactor009 0

Friday 29 July 2011 2:54

You know, you can take her to the swap meet and trade shit stain gma for another old geezer with different issues.

xcrunner_725 4

Friday 29 July 2011 8:12

awwh this made me sad :(

TeeKid 1

Sunday 31 July 2011 11:21

same here :(

izak69 7

Friday 29 July 2011 10:51

Hahaha that's way funny but shitty too ... literally

lov3me007 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 5:32

Hahaha! I didn't think that was possible!

hellolovelyy 1

Sunday 31 July 2011 5:25

aww that's horrible. you better have helped her!

LogoFoSho 5

Sunday 31 July 2011 12:29

How in the Hell did she get shit on her back. I mean, you can't fall on your back in the toilet.! she shit on the floor!??? >¦:o

sarahhoho 0

Monday 1 August 2011 18:31

lmfaolmfaolmfao!!! whee dawggie dass great

mattjakon 6

Monday 8 August 2011 16:02

far out I'm supposed to be sleeping I woke up the whole house with the laugh I did when I saw this

The_Maxassin 3

Friday 9 September 2011 17:31

In soviet russia, toilet ***** on you! Seriously though, how could you have known?

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