Let that sink in

By Anonymous - 04/10/2010 21:42 - Canada

Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML
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perstephane 4

*Long distance support* What a jerk move! Hang in there!

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justsayfuck 5

Oh wow.. that is terrible. I don't see how he can save himself from this one, bonding issues?

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niknik2014 1

wow you should kick him out of the hospital when he comes....make up a story to the nurse do he gets kicked out he will learn

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vinylcat 0

thats preety funny. he only speaks the truth

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Im_Russia 0

thats wat the vodka vodka do to u people not from Russia

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iSmellNice 2

YDI for spelling hoes wrong

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cufaoil 11

bro's before gardening implements? I think you'll find the plural of Ho is Ho's

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5t3ff1k4h 44

No, it isn't, because the plural of tomato/potato respectively is not potato's/tomato's. The "'s" is possessive, therefore it doesn't plural. Hoes, I believe, is correct. Just like potatoes and tomatoes.

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cufaoil 11

The English word ***** derives from the Old English word hōra, from the Indo-European root kā meaning "desire". Use of the word ***** is widely considered pejorative, especially in its modern slang form of ho'. since the apostrophe is already there, adding the s pluralises it... but that's getting away from the FML

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Interesting. I've never seen it written as ho', so I didn't know that.

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lindseytaylor201 0

chicks before dickss. :)

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MD_DILF 4

More like "dirty chicks (like you) sucks dirty dicks"

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xiiijinx 5

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I haven't laughed this hard in a long ass time. Dammit, I love that man.

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alicemay 5

#8 are you stupid? you mixed up two different fmls. and she's obviously not a ho if she's married, albeit she's married to a loser but that's her fault. You are just as pathetic as her husband.

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Fooky_fml 0

if you're writing on FML after giving birth than you're life is truly f**ked.

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ryleep3 0

man tht sucks!!! hang in there! kick tht jerk to the curb!

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