Let that sink in

By Anonymous - 04/10/2010 21:42 - Canada

Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML
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perstephane 4

*Long distance support* What a jerk move! Hang in there!

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justsayfuck 5

Oh wow.. that is terrible. I don't see how he can save himself from this one, bonding issues?

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laevatin 2

what does that make you if ur pregnant by him, just don't understand ppl like u lol, and besides that you have time to write a fml? hmm your life is very..... ******

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5t3ff1k4h 44

What does that make her? A pregnant wife. You don't understand that she's gone into labour and her husband's a douche? And, she didn't necessarily write the FML right as it happened. She may have waited until she got home a few days (give or take) later. Stupid questions deserve smart ass responses.

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Zebidee 8

She's pregnant to her HUSBAND. WTF is wrong with you?!

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youngboss_fml 2

something i couldhave done ! just unlucky circumstances...

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yummycupcakegirl 0

Say back," Chicks before D*ck$"

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5t3ff1k4h 44

It's been said already. Oh, and whoever said it last was man... err... woman enough to spell the word 'dicks' out properly.

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MD_DILF 4

More like "chicks love dicks"!

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lhgurlz 5

wow for ur babys sake I hope he/she is NOT like his/her dad!!

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WaylonD 4

all i can say is, two thumbs up bro! 

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DidHeJustSayThat 0

lmfao!! that would be hillarious if it was like a dinner you were supposed to meet at or something. but the birth of your child? lol yeah that's a new breed of low -.-

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emilyk123 0

:o!! i have nothing to say to u hun!!! dump him!!!!

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ughfuck1234 0

I lauded so hard when I saw this. this is just such a win.

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niknik2014 1

wow you should kick him out of the hospital when he comes....make up a story to the nurse do he gets kicked out he will learn

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