Like a virgin

By JustSomeGuy - 30/07/2013 03:43 - United States - Bulverde

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Today, while taking my boyfriend's virginity, he started moaning, "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" He then started crying and praying. FML
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ridemyrocket 9

Awe the poor kid lost his purity and now thinks he is going to hell.

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emilie_gambii 9

Poor guy :( maybe he wasn't ready. Premarital sex can be pretty devastating to some people if they weren't fully prepared for it. I'm sorry it was a bad experience, OP.

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DJisHere11 19

...Just like I wasn't ready to post a comment. People please forgive me for I have made a terrible mistake.

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Lacist 19

Poor religion, not to bash, but the kid is frightened because of something as natural as life.

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ottokat 15

Rape is almost as natural as life and most people are frightened of it. Besides, in this case it goes against his moral beliefs (as I am assuming from the fact that he prayed to God) to have premarital sex. Putting your moral fiber aside can leave people feeling guilty for the rest of their lives.

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rastaams457 6

Hey, there's nothing wrong with being faithful to God. Though the crying and praying probably could've waited till after sex. He just wasn't ready for premarital sex that's all

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Wowxoxo 17

Better than "oh satan, oh satan, oh satan!" I suppose.

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OnlyAvailableID 28

Lets just be thankful he wasn't Greco-Roman. "Oh Zeus! Oh Aphrodite! Oh Apollo! Oh..."

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fsomelife 26

Or Hindu. "Oh Beeralingeswa-- oh, we're done already?"

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OnlyAvailableID 28

What about Taoism? "Oh Ying! Oh Yang! Oh... Um..."

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tigrouficele2012 44

Assuming for a moment that your username is literal and you are also a guy, you should probably let him know the Pope said it's totally cool now.

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ridemyrocket 9

God made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve!

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Steffi 26

No #42, the Pope is just okay with homosexual desires, not actual homosexual actions. :)

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RecklessJellyBea 7

The "hate the sin, not the sinner" thing has been held by the catholic church for ages. He just now reiterated their stance on condemning homosexual acts, but being accepting of homosexuality (mainly in their priests) if they practice abstinence and maintain purity.

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ottokat 15

He said, and I quote (from today's newspaper, "If they seek God and have good values, who am I to judge?" I think it is commendable to Pope Francis to reiterate that having faith and staying true is more important than if you have sinned. Especially in these times, with Catholicism and The Pro Gay community really fighting it out.

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WCARlover 34

Judging by the username I'm going to assume these are both guys so that kind of changes the this FML

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kpc2424 13

Until I read your comment I had a totally different perspective. Now.... Ummmm no comment lol

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dohdohdoh 13

Unless she had a strap on and was hammering him, in which case his reaction would be understandable - otherwise what a whimp. Poor OP

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bingbongbingbong 11

She is a he

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little_one 20

Am I the only one who thinks the user name is related to the bf and she meant he's justsomeguy? Either way it sucks.

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DenBriZel 31

Poor guy! He must not have came to terms with his sexuality yet. Or since it's his first time he could have been in pain that he wasn't ready for. Either way, I'm so sorry OP! It can't have made you feel good seeing him upset.

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