Like a virgin

By JustSomeGuy - 30/07/2013 03:43 - United States - Bulverde

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Today, while taking my boyfriend's virginity, he started moaning, "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" He then started crying and praying. FML
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ridemyrocket 9

Awe the poor kid lost his purity and now thinks he is going to hell.

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emilie_gambii 9

Poor guy :( maybe he wasn't ready. Premarital sex can be pretty devastating to some people if they weren't fully prepared for it. I'm sorry it was a bad experience, OP.

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katties 27

I think you stopped and talked with him about it, else YDI. it should be about HIM, not YOU, so YDI for that one, at least. If he had such a reaction, he was probably not ready for it or it might have been painful. For those who haven't noticed, OP and his boyfriend are both guys.

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katties 27

I meant *I HOPE you stopped and talked with him*

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katties 27

@64 Yea, I think the FYL/YDI numbers would be different if it was obvious, or at lest, I think they SHOULD be

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Zebediabolical 39

Still a better love story than Twilight.

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kemando 22

Why is OP's name "just some guy"... I'd be crying too.

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pinksilly 8

Maybe it felt so good it was like a religious experience .

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srogue74 5

and then you blew your load all over his chest?

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davikiin 6

Sounds like you did good, OP.

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JayElleBee 15

More likely the boyfriend's family is very religious and have drilled it into his head that gay people go to hell. Poor guy.

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skyeyez9 24

It probably was extremely painful. I assumed being ****** in the ass is what happened. OPs username is "justsomeguy." The pain and maybe shame of it all made him cry and start praying. I have a feeling OP took advantage of a guy or even a teenage boy a lot younger than him.

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