Alcohol and Love: Liquid fun

Liquid fun

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Louisville

Today, I found out why my girlfriend has lost interest in our relationship. She's found out she likes drinking. A lot. FML

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aruam365 24

Monday 15 July 2013 16:03

Hopefully she'll realize soon that she has a problem and seek help, ideally with you by her side.

perdix 29

Monday 15 July 2013 16:07

You could be noble and take her to AA meetings and support her through the 12 steps. Or, you could be smart and dump that sloppy drunk.

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entis_fml 9

Sunday 21 July 2013 8:41

Or maybe she found out your relationship sucks so she started drinking a lot.

pancho_niqqah 1

Sunday 18 August 2013 5:47

I know dude that sucks a lot v.v

aimzskee 30

Tuesday 8 July 2014 13:02

That is sad.

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