Alcohol and Love: Liquid fun

Liquid fun

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Louisville

Today, I found out why my girlfriend has lost interest in our relationship. She's found out she likes drinking. A lot. FML

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aruam365 24

Monday 15 July 2013 16:03

Hopefully she'll realize soon that she has a problem and seek help, ideally with you by her side.

perdix 29

Monday 15 July 2013 16:07

You could be noble and take her to AA meetings and support her through the 12 steps. Or, you could be smart and dump that sloppy drunk.

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entis_fml 9

Sunday 21 July 2013 8:41

Or maybe she found out your relationship sucks so she started drinking a lot.

pancho_niqqah 1

Sunday 18 August 2013 5:47

I know dude that sucks a lot v.v

aimzskee 30

Tuesday 8 July 2014 13:02

That is sad.

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Today, while in a pharmacy, I walked over to the shaving cream aisle. I picked up a can to smell it and unknowingly pushed the button, spraying an old guy in front of me. He freaked out and started telling everyone that the ceiling above him was leaking. FML

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Today, I thought my date last night went quite well, especially when she called me first thing this morning… until it turned out she wasn’t very impressed, and wanted my brother's number instead. The single, successful lawyer, who is 6 inches taller than me, who she saw on my Facebook page. FML

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Today, I got scolded for how I treated my aunt and uncle's dogs while pet sitting. I was told it was my fault they had explosive diarrhea for "locking" them in the room they'd told me to put them in at night and doing everything they said when I reported they were sick. FML

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