Alcohol and Love: Liquid fun - FML

Liquid fun

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Louisville

Today, I found out why my girlfriend has lost interest in our relationship. She's found out she likes drinking. A lot. FML

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aruam365 24

Monday 15 July 2013 16:03

Hopefully she'll realize soon that she has a problem and seek help, ideally with you by her side.

perdix 29

Monday 15 July 2013 16:07

You could be noble and take her to AA meetings and support her through the 12 steps. Or, you could be smart and dump that sloppy drunk.

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worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 16 July 2013 0:25

Never drink "problems" away...I discussion works better...

reeses1981 10

Tuesday 16 July 2013 1:03

Ummm...you're probably the reason she drinks!!!

interesting33 36

Tuesday 16 July 2013 1:26

you cannot know that! Maybe there are lots of reasons she drinks. It is a serious problem and regardless, if OP is doing something she resorts to drinking rather than talking, something is wrong.

lightanddark 17

Tuesday 16 July 2013 1:35

why not drink with her?

whatAidiot 5

Tuesday 16 July 2013 2:27

I know the feeling

Obey_StudBoii 23

Tuesday 16 July 2013 5:18

Be a friend and start taking her to AA meetings. My ex gfs mom was an alcoholic and a horrible one at it. All she did was drink cases of wine one after another. It got so bad we had to hide her keys, credit cards and money just to keep her from not drinking. Bad memories. Good luck OP.

kpc2424 13

Tuesday 16 July 2013 5:19

Why does everyone assume shes an alcoholic? We all go through times in our lives were not proud of.... Regardless she needs a strong person by her side and if that's not enough to get her through it... She truly does need help and still needs someone by her side...

icepick23 12

Tuesday 16 July 2013 17:36

Why not combine the two & take a bartending class together?

JoseIsAdork 31

Wednesday 17 July 2013 5:27

drinking is a serious issue, hope she can get help, but as for you op, sorry that happened!

stomp13 10

Thursday 18 July 2013 7:02

Well **** me running... Been there done that! Guess that is what happens when you chase women in their 20s

HortonThelephant 15

Thursday 18 July 2013 16:47

Definitely

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Today, I maxed out my credit card trying to help a friend of over 19 years to go see her family for Christmas, only to find out she changed her mind and doesn’t really want to go. I can’t return the bus tickets, and she’s mad at me. FML

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