Animals, Painful and Kids: Little demon

Little demon

By Hackmanjones - 13/06/2009 14:42 - Canada

Today, I was volunteering at a zoo event for special needs kids. My job was to dress up in a kangaroo costume and greet the kids. One kid came up and said, "You're not real!" and kicked me in the nuts. FML

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By bbbkingsey - 23/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML

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By jessica - 17/02/2009 23:56 - United States

Today, I was working the register at a local grocery store. A kid about 5 years old was having trouble zipping his jacket. I reached out to help him and he started screaming "No bad touch bad touch!" and kicked me in the knee. Everyone looked. FML

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By LennyComa - 19/03/2017 00:00

Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML

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Make it stop!

By Anonymous - 21/04/2024 21:00 - Ireland - Navan

Today, I volunteered to sit in stocks at a fair. Lots of kids pulled off my shoes and socks and tickled my feet for several minutes. I was laughing so hard there were tears. FML

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By Greg - 16/12/2018 13:30

Today, I arrived to apply for my much-needed dream job. Without warning, just as the elevator opened, a complete stranger kicked me square in the nads. FML

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Exhaustion

By Shell - 05/03/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, I was working at Chuck-E-Cheese. If that isn't enough, I was put in the mouse costume. Due to the disgusting hot smell and atmosphere in the costume, I fainted in front of a birthday party. I awoke to a little boy screaming who then kicked me in the face and ran. FML

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By Shitty day - 24/05/2016 05:59 - United States - Agoura Hills

Today, while explaining to a group of kids that monkeys are very intelligent creatures, one of them flung poo in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 07:26

Today, I volunteered to help out at an elementary school. I accidentally elbowed a little girl in the face while playing tag. And an hour later, a little boy flew out of his swing because I accidentally pushed him too hard. They're both siblings and are my child psychology instructor's kids. FML

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By Annoymous - 03/09/2009 10:19 - Australia

Today, walking home from work, I saw a little boy crying, so I crouched down to his eye level. I asked him what was wrong, his reply was to kick me in the groin. FML

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By PlsForget - 18/08/2016 21:47 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I was volunteering at a neighborhood house tutoring a bunch of kids. Everything was going fine until one of them jumped on the table I was at, which broke and hit my knee. I swore in front of all the kids and my volunteer coordinator. FML

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anonymousjason 0

Friday 19 June 2009 7:57

You're a woman and you have balls. Your L is F'd.

joecoyote 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:20

well at least he knows you weren't real lol thats a smart "slow" kid =P

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triplethreat13 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 7:36

same thing happened to me, except i was at an elementary school in an alligator suit and the kid punched me in the stomach..

GreatChild 0

Friday 10 July 2009 22:48

A woman with balls? Wow, if it was me i would have ran! Those special-ed kids are keener than we make them out to be :]

Kman09 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 1:50

again same thing except i was in a bread suit and they chased me with knives.

miskui 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 5:54

I think anyone would be mad if their parents put them in a class where a ******* mascot walked in and tried to pass his/her self off as an animal buddy. No offense.

lolwut2 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 7:24

your thingy says that you're a woman, though... you have lady balls? ._.

MoooMooMooMooMoo 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 9:40

But.... you is a lady? I lady with balls? D=!

scott_m319 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 1:08

The only possible way this story could be true is if the OP was originally a man but underwent a sex change after the incident. That's it. If that's not the case, then this story is undeniably fake, and I'm surprised no one has caught that by now. If you were a man, then FYL for sure. But if you've always been a woman and you're just posting this for shock value, you failed miserably, because your gender is listed in your post for all to see. It wouldn't even deserve a "nice try".