Kids: Little shit

Little shit

By LadyJ - 21/03/2012 00:23 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I had to tell a parent about her son kicking a boy in his class. She blamed me for not watching him. I wasn't watching him because I was turned around to care for another boy he had hit right before that. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2022 18:00 - United States

Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML

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By angry mama - 21/09/2019 00:01

Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML

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By rachelllynne - 09/05/2013 17:44 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, the woman I babysat for blamed me for the cut on her son's face, and fired me with no pay for not looking after him properly. He already had the cut when I arrived. FML

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Circular logic

By Anonymous - 14/03/2021 11:01

Today, I was told I was disrespectful for letting a parent know that her son was disrespecting adults. FML

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Sorry for nothing, lady

By bad samaritan - 23/10/2012 03:51 - United States - Houston

Today, a parent was too busy texting to notice her child had run in front of a moving truck. She did however see me grab the child's backpack to yank him back out of traffic. She then screamed at me for "manhandling" her child and demanded I be fired. It's not even my school; I'm a part time sub. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2015 22:50 - United States - Howell

Today, my mom was watching me during my Taekwondo lessons. She was yelling at me to focus on my own work and to quit hanging out with the little kids. I'm the instructor. FML

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Dexter? Is that you?

By Anonymous - 03/03/2022 18:00

Today, I apparently didn’t teach my son the difference between defending himself from bullies and knocking out the bully's teeth, breaking his nose, cracking his ribs, and grinding his fingers under his boot until the bone splintered. Yes, the cops are involved and my ex-wife blames me, of course. FML

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Reported!

By thatcreepyteacher - 17/02/2016 04:27 - United States - Mchenry

Today, someone called the police on me because one of my students was going home with me every day. The student is my son. FML

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Straight to jail

By anon - 15/07/2011 01:51 - United States

Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML

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Vigilante

By Anonymous - 03/04/2023 22:00

Today, I got called to my son's school again because he punched a girl. Every time he gets in a fight, he justifies it by saying he only hits bullies he catches hurting other kids. His teachers even agree he only hits the bullies like that girl, but it’s becoming a huge problem. FML

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MellyBee 9

Wednesday 21 March 2012 8:42

Get the school administration involved - violence points to a larger issue, and that's not something you can deal with alone.

perdix 29

Wednesday 21 March 2012 8:51

You should have subdued the little terrorist before tending to his victims. He's at least a second-generation bully. Hog-tie the little bastard and make his douchebag mother take him out like yesterday's trash.

Comments

Everdeath90 3

Friday 23 March 2012 1:39

tell her your his teacher not his damn babysitter!

Egao_fml 8

Friday 23 March 2012 6:19

Gee, it's the parents' job to educate their children, not school...

XxblueglazexX 0

Friday 23 March 2012 11:19

It sucks I would have been so pissed and I'm still a little kid well.... Remember when nothing goes right go left

Mommyof2_91 10

Friday 23 March 2012 16:41

So even if you were watching the kid when it was happening what the hell were you supposed to do? Sprint across the room and stop him mid kick... Yea that's likely. Wow, how about parents just take responsibility for there kids.

simsgirlgem 25

Tuesday 27 March 2012 22:09

I was a victim of Bullying when i was a kid I'm gonna be 24 in april but my mother would never let this behavior fly with me I mean she gave the school principle permission to paddle me and I got a few for doing something I shouldn't this woman show take lessons from my mom cause I at least know how to act now a days

BradTheBrony 19

Wednesday 11 April 2012 2:43

And, also, like everyone's been saying, if she saw him about to hit someone from across the room, what's she supposed to do, Shun Po her way there?

hurrican_fml 0

Saturday 12 May 2012 19:24

That's what suspensions for

shitone 9

Friday 19 October 2012 2:10

I hate parents like that. Just admit your kids a ********

Roxanna1029 14

Wednesday 14 August 2013 17:35

Just tell her why you couldn't be watching at the moment!

mcrfan45 10

Thursday 27 March 2014 9:32

Am the only one here where all my mom ever had to do was look at me and I stopped what I was doing.. And all the times she ever hit me was because of her stupid hormones.. Like I would be doing homework and she's come in like a maniac ninja turtle for nothing..