That's hard

By Anonymous - 13/08/2021 04:01

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Today, for my birthday, my boyfriend presented me with his cock with a ribbon on it. Basically, HE wanted sex for MY birthday and had the nerve to accuse me of being ungrateful. For his birthday last month, I gave him multiple Xbox games. He couldn’t even be bothered to get me flowers. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 843
You deserved it 264

Same thing different taste

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You wanted roses on your piano. He wanted tulips on his organ.

How lazy! If he really cared, he'd have put it in a box. Have we learned nothing from Messrs. Timberlake and Samberg?

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How lazy! If he really cared, he'd have put it in a box. Have we learned nothing from Messrs. Timberlake and Samberg?

You wanted roses on your piano. He wanted tulips on his organ.

I'm sorry OP 😞 I hope the rest of your birthday is awesome.

"Oh, look...you got me something that looks like a ****...only SMALLER..."