Living life on low battery mode

By skigal24 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my only motivation to get out of bed was cupcakes in the refrigerator. FML
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Darth_Naru 0

Oh that sounds good. What color frosting?

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khaya 9

The only reason I got out of bed, was to bury the dead hooker in the bed next to me before the cops showed up.

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rhysfucker 24

wow. that's pretty sad; maybe you should get some anti-depressants, or cocaine...

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OddBob 1

Today. my motivation for getting out of bed was a large spider crawling across my pillow. I suddenly became very motivated, indeed. At least the OP had something to look forward to after getting up...

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skyeyez9 24

If I lived in australia, I'd freak out if a spider crawled across my pillow. Most spiders there are HUGE and poisonous. Actually, Seems like most critters there are poisonous and deadly.

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OhLohd111 11

like those koalas... deadly creatures indeed O.O

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Koalas are not the friendly, cuddly creatures we like to think they are. Those suckers are mean.

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skyeyez9 24

I heard a koala make a loud grunting/croaking sound at the zoo. I was suprised that such a cute animal made such a horrid noise. I assumed they'd sound cute, and make a purring or chirping type of noise.

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luvppl 6

lol I thought of the NCIS episode "truth or consequences" and a line is "grab your gear. some idiot smuggled a koala onto a sub." lol sry if u don't watch NCIS and don't get this comment... which is prob like 97% of people on this site... lol sry I couldn't resist posting this

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anakaren_831 1

Food usually starts my day too, don't worry :)

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shortie916 0

Same here... breakfast :)

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DarkHelmet 10

that's kinda sorry

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rattusrattus 18

Getting up sucks, but cupcakes are awesome.

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sourgirl101 28

Did you eat it and then go back to bed? If not, I don't see the problem. Yummy cup cakes get me out of bed too, especially the rainbow sprinkle kind! (:

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

I'm not a huge fan of sugary things, but I make an exception for cupcakes. :)

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LaughterofCorn 4

"The cupcakes...they require my attention. Must use all of my strength to achieve wunder-cake!"

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skyeyez9 24

Everybody has those days, op. Where you just feel unmotivated and "blah." I get that way sometimes during the dreary, cold winter months...when it gets dark out by 5:45pm.

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