Living life on low battery mode
By skigal24 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By skigal24 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
#56 I'm not from Texas....
turn q 2h lol
lazy fat ****
wow, what a winner. freak!
Muffins over cupcakes any day! just like pie > cake Unless its cheesecake...mmmmmm cheescake.
hopefully there was an ice cream truck so you'd be motivated to run down the street.( :
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Oh that sounds good. What color frosting?
The only reason I got out of bed, was to bury the dead hooker in the bed next to me before the cops showed up.