Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Lock it up

Lock it up

By stickyface - 24/10/2010 05:18 - Canada

Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs TV room. Just as he was about to come, I heard someone walking towards the door. I took my mouth off to get up and lock the door right as he came. I didn't make it to the door but my dad saw something he will never forget. FML

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By eatmyshipoopie - 18/12/2009 15:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML

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By elevenharries - 03/06/2010 08:54 - United Kingdom

Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2011 05:54 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML

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By showerstupid - 04/04/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was in the shower, and I decided to go join him. I took all my clothes off and stepped into the bathroom. I slipped on some water, and ended up hitting my head on the toilet and passing out. When I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in his towel. Wrong person. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

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By cumhole - 10/10/2012 02:32 - Canada - Toronto

Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML

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By uhoh - 16/02/2013 05:27 - Canada - Sechelt

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By Burntintomyretinas - 19/09/2012 04:40 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML

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By monkeyzz - 12/10/2012 11:11 - United States - Sonora

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home covered in pee. FML

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haglette 2

Sunday 24 October 2010 13:29

The downstairs tv room is so adventurous...

yoonhee_fml 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 12:20

daddy's little girl lol

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heyjenn 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 18:38

But you're like ten...

bored_at_work15 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 18:51

Agreed 84. And 77, how exactly is oral sex demeaning to women? Like 84 said, men do return the favour. And besides, there are more "demeaning" sex acts out there.. Ever hear of anal sex?

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Sunday 24 October 2010 19:06

Demean: To lower in status, reputation, or (often reflexive) dignity Anal sex is no more inherently demeaning than oral sex. IMO, as long as it's consensual and both parties have love and respect for themselves and their partner, no sex act is inherently demeaning.

Karnezar 2

Friday 7 January 2011 21:25

I think theres something demeaning about cumming on a girl's face. Oral and anal are both just pleasure, but cumming on someones face just seems demeaning, like spitting on them. Then again, I've never tried it. Or known anyones whose admitted to it.

GoColts8718 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 19:19

Shouldve asked ur dad to join in for a threesome

perdix 29

Sunday 24 October 2010 19:22

Don't underestimate your dad -- he's probably given Mommy many facials over the years. Maybe some just moments before you kissed her goodnight.

sarcdude 3

Tuesday 26 October 2010 14:31

well crap. wish I knew what this said. :(

bored_at_work15 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 19:33

yes 90 i know that. That's why i put demeaning in quotes. Just relative to oral sex, anal sex is a more valid example of a demeaning sex act. However; it occured to me that 77 may have been refering to the chance that when op's boy friend ejaculated that it could have landed on her face.