Lock it up

By stickyface - 24/10/2010 05:18 - Canada

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Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs TV room. Just as he was about to come, I heard someone walking towards the door. I took my mouth off to get up and lock the door right as he came. I didn't make it to the door but my dad saw something he will never forget. FML
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haglette 2

The downstairs tv room is so adventurous...

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ohsuzykuew 0

damn. I hate being redundant. 

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Elixa 0

You know what would have made this sooo much better?! If when your dad walked in, your bf squirted all over his face! That would teach your dad to make himself more known, prior to entering the room.

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ohsuzykuew 0

that's just wrong on so many levels.

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77taylah33 0

that is absolutly gross!!!!!!!!!!! and he probably thinks his daughter wouldn't be having sex in the tv room with people home anyway so he probably didn't think.

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ohsuzykuew 0

besides that I'm sure it's his house and he can go wherever he wants in it.

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Moo_Horse 0

how about you get an actual picture thats not your boobs lil *****, but i guess some people will do anything for attention.

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

Hahahahahaha those aren't even her boobs... unless she is a doll...

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Elixa 0

moo horse how about YOU get an actual picture without a cartoon in it?! stupid ugly ass troll.

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suave0510 0

moo horse is da persons screen name, just pointing dat out if u didn't notice, hav a nice day =)

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ohsuzykuew 0

Stickyface!!! love it!!! fyl, how sad for you what your daddy saw. shame sucks!

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mightymart 5

improvise!! ever saw "theres something about Mary?!"

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TheWhiteBunny 3

oops 13. Forgive me. I'm a bunny and my brain is the size of a peanut. I can make mistakes. But thank you for pointing that out.

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77taylah33 0

YDI for having sex with door not locked YDI for having sex with people home YDI for having sex before marriage or atleast engagment.

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ice_rose88 0

even if they were married, this would still be an embarrassing situation still worthy of fml.

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hahaalolz 0

they weren't having sex, she was giving him head, bit of a difference.

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suave0510 0

wow, I got head wen I was twelve so much 4 ur beliefs

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ImaginaryFoe 0

In what way does you being loose at age 12 change his/her beliefs?

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FailVader 0

getting head at 12? damn our world really is going to end. this is "**** all our lives" moment.

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77taylah33 0

#28 she would probably be moved out and be more mature to know not to do that stuff when people are home

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77taylah33 0

#38 so much for my beliefs just cause YOU got head when you were 12???? believe it or not there are others in the world who have the same beliefs as I do and just cause YOU don't believe then doesn't mean it doesn't matter.

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

About what #38 said.. It's probably BS anyways.

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luvvs_theatre132 0

#61: I am very religious, but I don't believe sex is a sin. I'm not married, but I am completely in love with my man. And he loves me. So it's not like were "just having sex" which would be shady. We love eachother, and don't have to be a certain age or legal status to share that love. I'm not going to hell!

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morgs1 0

I bet it'd be alot more awkward for your bf

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