Locked and loaded

By Anonymous - 30/12/2011 03:07 - China

Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

Checking your pockets for keys before you break a window usually works. But that's just me.

Airman1988 9

So you managed to search the ground and find a spoon but not your own pocket for a key?

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chocodoombot 0

Wouldn't you check your pockets prior to breaking into your house, especially in such a stupid manner?

That would be the first place I would check.

Ozone1232 5

Time to spoon out some money to buy new glass.

Well what did you think the lump was before you smashed the window??? Dumbass

Why couldn't you just call the locksmith lol.

The bloody app wouldn't let me delete the 'comment' above that I left erroneously after I dropped my iPod. I have thumbed myself down in punishment for my clumsiness.