Locked and loaded

By Anonymous - 30/12/2011 03:07 - China

Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML
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NippsSlipps 10

Checking your pockets for keys before you break a window usually works. But that's just me.

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Airman1988 9

So you managed to search the ground and find a spoon but not your own pocket for a key?

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bingababe 16

Why was there a spoon randomly lying on the ground?!

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ImYoursAlways 3

You broke your window with a spoon? -_-

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rubberduckie94 13

And a hell of a spoon it must have been! Either the biggest strongest spoon in the world or the weakest window ever.

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IKickPuppiesHard 16

Sigh. How do your kind keep breeding?! Eventually the world will be over run by the stupid. I give it till 2012.

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aaliyah99 0

Lmao- that comment totally made my night, but I thought we were all going to be overrun by Ape's? Oh God, I've been watching too much "Planet of the Ape's" :)

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nahgemoohc 17

That's why they installed the one child policy there. Hopefully it'll work in time!

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t765234 10

36 If apes tried to take over the world, we would shoot them, problem solved.

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aaliyah99 0

I usually check my bags/pockets. But hey, if you wanna break a window, and pay money to fix it later, I guess that's cool!

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CaptainCola 7

You just randomly find a spoon outside your house?

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BloodFaerie 21

Either that was some shitty window or you found MEGA spoon just randomly lying on the ground... and WHY was there a spoon?? And was your pockets not there moments before???

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BloodFaerie 21

lol - seen the movie Idiocracy?? It's about the fact that morons keep breeding and they take over the world, lol

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ninjuh_wingman 29

A fail so epic it could almost be a win.

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xXRazelleLuniiXx 9

No, I really don't think it could...

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enonymous 8

Chinese spoons must be hardcore to take out a ******* glass pane... All my silverware that says made in china breaks while trying to get a piece of cantaloupe out

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