Locked and loaded

By Anonymous - 30/12/2011 03:07 - China

Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

Checking your pockets for keys before you break a window usually works. But that's just me.

Airman1988 9

So you managed to search the ground and find a spoon but not your own pocket for a key?

Comments

heyyy464 1

Did you even try looking for your keys? Or was it just your instinct to give up on the keys and go for the spoon?

Why wouldn't you check your pockets before breaking the window? Common sense usually kicks in before you attack a window with a spoon.

There are so many things wrong with this FML. What is your window made of, rock candy? Must have been hell to break a window with a damn spoon..

twaumat 28

im guessing you never lock the door? so never bothered to check if you have the key?

iamesauce 4

I totally see where the OP is coming from, though. Typically. before I check my pocket for a house key I find a spoon randomly laying outside my house, gouge out a window pane and nearly my femoral artery in the process. It's just so much easier than going through the terrible task of going through my pockets.

Sucks having to climb through bathroom windows :p

nattynatters 14