Love: Locks are useful

Locks are useful

By mjayne17 - 21/03/2009 19:04 - Canada

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house. One thing led to another and we were just getting to the good parts when his mom walked in. After a long, awkward pause, she said, "I like your socks" and walked out. She's a teacher at my high school. I have to see her every day. FML

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By MsSmellyFeet - 16/11/2022 04:00 - United States - Bedford

Today, my friend and I went back to my house after a gym session. After I took my shoes and socks off in the foyer, I told her to wait while I brought some post-workout smoothies. I came back to find her sniffing my socks. She stared back at me for a bit, said, "Uh, catch ya later", and left with my socks. FML

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By TheywearintheDIRTYlaundrybasket! - 26/03/2019 22:00

Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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By Brian - 20/11/2012 15:50 - United States - Sandston

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By GetHardOrGoHome - 31/03/2012 04:22 - United States - Chardon

Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML

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Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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By topfisherman - 05/02/2010 20:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML

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Socks 4 Life

By Socklessandsmelly - 26/05/2009 06:10 - United States

Today, after 7 hours on my feet at work, my boyfriend picked me up. Relieved, I took off my shoes. Suddenly, he looked up and sniffed, asking, "Is that your feet?" I'd forgotten to put on socks in my rush to work. He made me put my shoes back on and sit in the back, windows open. FML

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By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

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common_boy 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 23:04

wow that sucks, i have the same problem in a way.. hooked up with my teacher's daughter at the movies when she was there apparently...

Anonymus101 4

Saturday 21 March 2009 23:05

That is just jacked up, that has to be on awkward class, well it could be worse, she could be teaching health and Sex education.

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dumbkid 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 0:14

Hmm, I wonder what she would have commented on had you taken your socks off before sex.

Gringo_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 0:22

you deserve it for having sex with socks on...

Tripodi 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 0:25

#3....when you are in high school you dont have your own house idiot where would you prefer they go?

MeleMallory 0

Friday 30 September 2011 6:02

How about not have sex while you're in high school?

Dude_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 0:25

picture of your socks, I dont believe it

sensual_kidney 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 0:28

lol this is hilarious but yea, #3 is right, don't be stupid next time. that or lock the door/have an alarm

zap_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 0:32

What were on your socks? It must have been pretty good. If they were plain that's a complete anti climax.

neonoodle 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 0:39

You might get better grades for getting her son laid.

Anonymus101 4

Sunday 22 March 2009 0:42

Or she will see her as the girl who screwed her boy and give her lower grades, it's a 50/50 possibly.

ElegyDistance 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 0:49

it would be worse if you weren't wearing socks and just had to say something to make it less awkward.

cyberhoy 3

Sunday 22 March 2009 1:12

...so?

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