Love: Locks are useful

Locks are useful

By mjayne17 - 21/03/2009 19:04 - Canada

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house. One thing led to another and we were just getting to the good parts when his mom walked in. After a long, awkward pause, she said, "I like your socks" and walked out. She's a teacher at my high school. I have to see her every day. FML

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By MsSmellyFeet - 16/11/2022 04:00 - United States - Bedford

Today, my friend and I went back to my house after a gym session. After I took my shoes and socks off in the foyer, I told her to wait while I brought some post-workout smoothies. I came back to find her sniffing my socks. She stared back at me for a bit, said, "Uh, catch ya later", and left with my socks. FML

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By TheywearintheDIRTYlaundrybasket! - 26/03/2019 22:00

Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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By Brian - 20/11/2012 15:50 - United States - Sandston

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By GetHardOrGoHome - 31/03/2012 04:22 - United States - Chardon

Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML

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Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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By topfisherman - 05/02/2010 20:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML

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Socks 4 Life

By Socklessandsmelly - 26/05/2009 06:10 - United States

Today, after 7 hours on my feet at work, my boyfriend picked me up. Relieved, I took off my shoes. Suddenly, he looked up and sniffed, asking, "Is that your feet?" I'd forgotten to put on socks in my rush to work. He made me put my shoes back on and sit in the back, windows open. FML

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By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

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common_boy 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 23:04

wow that sucks, i have the same problem in a way.. hooked up with my teacher's daughter at the movies when she was there apparently...

Anonymus101 4

Saturday 21 March 2009 23:05

That is just jacked up, that has to be on awkward class, well it could be worse, she could be teaching health and Sex education.

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_shit_happens_ 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:13

that sucks. my boyfriend's mom teaches at my school but she's pretty cool and nothing like this has ever happened. *knock on wood* and #50 lmaoo

MajorLeeScrewed 0

Monday 23 March 2009 9:40

Might be a good sign, probably that she doesn't mind.

aego56 0

Monday 23 March 2009 15:57

#5 : I have sex at my parents house all the time - and at my girl's place. Parent's aren't dumb - they know what kids are doing.. and the mom should totally have knocked... Plus why would she stand there for a long time awkwardly? I would have just said "Oh! Sorry" and left them alone.

Jokermon 0

Monday 23 March 2009 16:06

u deserved that, u knw she was ur teacher before u went into d house, but did u bother to leave then? Nooo, u jst had to start something that would lead you into trouble.

Ttessorc 0

Monday 23 March 2009 17:15

At least you know your socks are nice.

starshine3987 0

Monday 23 March 2009 19:15

I'm tired of all these teenagers with the same "My bf/gfs mom/dad walked in on us" fmls. Get a job and get a car. Then find a good place to park. Otherwise you all deserve it.

Gloeihdamae 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:43

Hey, maybe her feet were cold. And pics of socks or it didn't happen.

Shadesthebird 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 18:09

that's almost a good thing. she might favor you knowing that you are her sons gf. now if you were a guy and your bf was a girl, then yeah, you would be ******

cocolynn12 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 8:24

must have been some damn nice socks!

Kiwiwi_fml 0

Monday 13 April 2009 16:23

#5: whats wrong with having sex in your parents house? You really must have some ****** up parents man... And other, why is this a FML? I mean, **** it, let it go man... she's probably feeling just as embarressed as you are.