Health, Mother in law and Allergies: Logical

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By hooligyn123 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I'm quite ill. My new step-mother believes that the genetic wheat allergy I got from my mother would have gone away since she's now married to my father instead. Looks like dad picked a winner. FML

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By MDWilde - 30/03/2012 18:28 - United States - North Pole

Today, my husband and I found out that our daughter's chronic stomach aches are due to gluten intolerance, so we need to cut all wheat out of our diet. We're bakers. FML

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Call the cops!

By epipen life - 10/03/2019 16:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend’s mom fed me a new dish containing peanuts, knowing full well I’m severely allergic. According to her, her ancestors “cured” allergies by exposing the person to the allergen. I went into anaphylactic shock. FML

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They **** you up, your mum and dad. They may not mean to, but they do…

By Anonymous - 09/02/2022 00:01

Today, I’m getting a very interesting demonstration of how genetics work: I have inherited all my dad’s health issues, plus those from my mom, plus a bunch of new ones that belong exclusively to me. FML

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By Bec99 - 15/02/2019 19:00 - Australia - Bassendean

Today, I found out I have celiac disease. I also happen to be a baker and will be constantly reminded of all the wheat products I can no longer enjoy. FML

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By forever1990 - 28/01/2013 11:52 - United States - York

Today, I'm getting married. A few months ago, I allowed my mother in-law to take care of catering. She begged to be a part of the wedding, so I gave her the caterer's number and order info. It appears that I will not be eating at my own wedding because she decided to order food I'm allergic to. FML

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Genetics

By lordoftheweird - 23/01/2024 13:00 - Canada

Today, my grandmother is shocked that literally all of her kids and grandkids have mental handicaps. She won't admit it's because her and my grandfather are first cousins, and is claiming instead it's, "because of gluten." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 21:40 - United States - Blain

Today, my mom baked a cake for the whole family. One spent EpiPen later, I found out there were nuts in it, which I'm severely allergic to. My mom's defense was that she thought I'd have "gotten over" my allergy by now. FML

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Weddings blow

By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 19:59 - United States - Bergenfield

Today, I missed going to my boyfriend's stepsister's wedding. I would have been meeting my boyfriend's mom for the first time; now she doesn't like me. She figured I could just "tough it out". I have a chronic health condition and haven't been able to eat or get out of bed. FML

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By AllergyRidden - 24/12/2011 22:05 - United States

Today, my Mom and I found out that we're allergic to the wood my Dad has been making fires with. She can't see, I can't breathe. FML

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By Stephie2009 - 30/10/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML

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immaMonsta 8

Tuesday 4 September 2012 16:10

Just be thankful that she isn't your doctor.

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 4 September 2012 16:11

Isn't that how genetics works? Your hair and eyes can change color too!

Comments

daringtoride 27

Tuesday 4 September 2012 16:29

New stepparents...don't I know it. Aren't they fun?

captainburke 5

Tuesday 4 September 2012 16:29

She would like to remind you, yet again, that she isn't your mother.

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 4 September 2012 16:46

Because a parent getting remarried automatically cures food allergies. O.o I feel bad for kids whose parents divorce and remarry assholes. You are stuck in that situation thru no fault f your own.

spaboolly 26

Tuesday 4 September 2012 20:40

I can almost understand the parent's thought process of "Well my spouse is gone but I want my kids to have a full family." But when the parent just goes and marries whatever irresponsible, abusive, or just plain stupid person they happen to fall in "love" with, I would have to consider that extremely selfish and in some extreme cases borderline child endangerment.

trippythehippy 6

Tuesday 4 September 2012 16:47

This is what happens when dad marries the babysitter...

nikininja 4

Tuesday 4 September 2012 16:54

Sadly, there are stupid people everywhere who are not just babysitters. One can dream though, right?

trippythehippy 6

Tuesday 4 September 2012 17:12

Tis true. But when a man marries a complete moron you can only assume... All boobs no brains kinda thing.

Dracoboxer357 35

Tuesday 4 September 2012 16:52

16- Why, she didn't claim he got her pregnant, did she? Much less, from kissing? :p Edit: Reread Noor's profile. She did claim to be married to Ezio, it was a running joke. :P

BatemanFML 0

Tuesday 4 September 2012 16:55

Sounds like dad got himself a trophy wife.

simkire 7

Tuesday 4 September 2012 18:18

"Good, for someone who's never won a trophy." HURRAY FOR MOST INTERESTING MAN REFERENCE ! ;D

loserboii 11

Tuesday 4 September 2012 16:56

Can't tell if she's trying to make you feel better or is that stupid.

olpally 32

Tuesday 4 September 2012 17:07

What a dumb-ass step-mother... She probably thinks everything revolves around her too... I hate ignorant and arrogant people who think they're God's gift to the freaking world.