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By hooligyn123 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I'm quite ill. My new step-mother believes that the genetic wheat allergy I got from my mother would have gone away since she's now married to my father instead. Looks like dad picked a winner. FML

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By MDWilde - 30/03/2012 18:28 - United States - North Pole

Today, my husband and I found out that our daughter's chronic stomach aches are due to gluten intolerance, so we need to cut all wheat out of our diet. We're bakers. FML

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Call the cops!

By epipen life - 10/03/2019 16:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend’s mom fed me a new dish containing peanuts, knowing full well I’m severely allergic. According to her, her ancestors “cured” allergies by exposing the person to the allergen. I went into anaphylactic shock. FML

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They **** you up, your mum and dad. They may not mean to, but they do…

By Anonymous - 09/02/2022 00:01

Today, I’m getting a very interesting demonstration of how genetics work: I have inherited all my dad’s health issues, plus those from my mom, plus a bunch of new ones that belong exclusively to me. FML

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By Bec99 - 15/02/2019 19:00 - Australia - Bassendean

Today, I found out I have celiac disease. I also happen to be a baker and will be constantly reminded of all the wheat products I can no longer enjoy. FML

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By forever1990 - 28/01/2013 11:52 - United States - York

Today, I'm getting married. A few months ago, I allowed my mother in-law to take care of catering. She begged to be a part of the wedding, so I gave her the caterer's number and order info. It appears that I will not be eating at my own wedding because she decided to order food I'm allergic to. FML

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Genetics

By lordoftheweird - 23/01/2024 13:00 - Canada

Today, my grandmother is shocked that literally all of her kids and grandkids have mental handicaps. She won't admit it's because her and my grandfather are first cousins, and is claiming instead it's, "because of gluten." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 21:40 - United States - Blain

Today, my mom baked a cake for the whole family. One spent EpiPen later, I found out there were nuts in it, which I'm severely allergic to. My mom's defense was that she thought I'd have "gotten over" my allergy by now. FML

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Weddings blow

By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 19:59 - United States - Bergenfield

Today, I missed going to my boyfriend's stepsister's wedding. I would have been meeting my boyfriend's mom for the first time; now she doesn't like me. She figured I could just "tough it out". I have a chronic health condition and haven't been able to eat or get out of bed. FML

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By AllergyRidden - 24/12/2011 22:05 - United States

Today, my Mom and I found out that we're allergic to the wood my Dad has been making fires with. She can't see, I can't breathe. FML

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By Stephie2009 - 30/10/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML

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immaMonsta 8

Tuesday 4 September 2012 16:10

Just be thankful that she isn't your doctor.

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 4 September 2012 16:11

Isn't that how genetics works? Your hair and eyes can change color too!

Comments

laurapiggy 3

Tuesday 4 September 2012 21:41

Omg that same thing happened to me!!! Lol!

Jasonf6 0

Tuesday 4 September 2012 22:50

Wow, they really need to make an IQ test as part of a first date.

Blurry_1 0

Tuesday 4 September 2012 22:56

Sounds like a blond joke.

drummercris 3

Tuesday 4 September 2012 23:09

Is she blond?,.... Cuz that would explain it.

Tamz13 2

Tuesday 4 September 2012 23:27

I can't even begin to get my head around this womans logic. Please, for sake of humanity, spike her food with birth control pills

jimbob_76592 5

Tuesday 4 September 2012 23:53

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

simonepedretti 7

Wednesday 5 September 2012 0:08

we have a winnerrrr

doglover100 28

Wednesday 5 September 2012 1:15

Wow.

oxlBEASTlxo 0

Wednesday 5 September 2012 4:37

I have that same allergy

AgentTaco 6

Wednesday 5 September 2012 4:48

I think i just lost some IQ points just thinking about that happening. What a dumb bitch

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