Lonely, so lonely

By Lonely_Army - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Qatar

Today, I realised that I've been deployed for far too long, when I caught myself looking down the cleavage of a mannequin wearing a bathing suit. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 023
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redbluegreen 40

I'm not sure that's the correct definition of model behavior.

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KingCeltic77 18

Don't worry. Many girls would love to go out with you. You served our country when it needed you. You'll find someone, don't worry.

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ManInTheMachine 19

Should've gone to the Katy Perry Memorial Day concert. 'Twas cleavage for all to see! You wouldn't even remember what she was singing. Hope you make it back safely. Thank you for serving your country.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Mmm Katy Perry.

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karynababe189 0

Aww it'll be over before you know it

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darwinism 30

As long as you didn't touch it, no harm was done. Hope you go home soon mate. Sounds like you deserve a break.

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FYLminerocks 7

Mannequin's may have cleavage but they can't make you sandwiches.

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fasneasy 1

Don't worry bro we all have done it after an afghan deployment.

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hitman472008 3

I know the feeling bro. Was deployed in Afghanistan for a year. Now that place sucks.

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corleon198425 22

Stay safe brother get. Back home De opreso liber

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kmsmith87 2

it's better than being deployed so long that Iraqi women start to look good

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williamcarter93 13

nothing wrong with Iraqi women. They aren't responsible for what their men do, just like American women ain't responsible for what American men do

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