Love, Lonely and Solitude: Lonely, so lonely

Should've gone to the Katy Perry Memorial Day concert. 'Twas cleavage for all to see! You wouldn't even remember what she was singing. Hope you make it back safely. Thank you for serving your country.

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 25 May 2012 23:33

Mmm Katy Perry.

karynababe189 0

Friday 25 May 2012 23:14

Aww it'll be over before you know it

darwinism 30

Friday 25 May 2012 23:16

As long as you didn't touch it, no harm was done. Hope you go home soon mate. Sounds like you deserve a break.

Calyx_fml 21

Friday 25 May 2012 23:17

Were they implants?

FYLminerocks 7

Friday 25 May 2012 23:19

Mannequin's may have cleavage but they can't make you sandwiches.

KatG0Rawr 8

Friday 25 May 2012 23:19

Lol that sucks

fasneasy 1

Friday 25 May 2012 23:21

Don't worry bro we all have done it after an afghan deployment.

hitman472008 3

Friday 25 May 2012 23:22

I know the feeling bro. Was deployed in Afghanistan for a year. Now that place sucks.

corleon198425 22

Friday 25 May 2012 23:25

Stay safe brother get. Back home De opreso liber

kmsmith87 2

Friday 25 May 2012 23:31

it's better than being deployed so long that Iraqi women start to look good

williamcarter93 13

Friday 25 May 2012 23:36

nothing wrong with Iraqi women. They aren't responsible for what their men do, just like American women ain't responsible for what American men do

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