Love: Loner

Loner

By LonelyBoy - 16/03/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I realized my girlfriend has way more friends than I do. How did I realize this? She called me to tell me she was at the beach with her friends, and how much fun she was having. I was playing WoW in my room, and my friends don't answer my texts. FML

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By Nox - 06/01/2010 07:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 22:00

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend moaning that I never go anywhere, I went out with some friends. An hour in, she started blowing up my phone. When I answered it, she was screaming in rage because I wasn't home to cook dinner. FML

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You deserved it 155

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2024 08:00 - United States - Denver

Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML

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You deserved it 125

By zuper_duper - 29/08/2009 22:20 - United States

Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML

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You deserved it 52 771

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2013 23:19 - United States - Lebanon

Today, I realized my family is more excited to see my girlfriend than they are to see me. FML

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You deserved it 4 273

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By neverbeensurprised - 14/08/2009 05:29 - United States

Today, I found out my friend has been texting my long distance boyfriend more than I do. When I confronted her about it, she confessed that it was because they had been planning a surprise appearance for me. I've never been surprised before, and I ruined my own surprise. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 194

You deserved it 47 280

By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML

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You deserved it 5 194

By Imaginary girlfriend - 21/09/2009 04:16 - France

Today, I found out that my whole family thinks my girlfriend is imaginary. I sent her a text in front of them telling her that. She never responded. FML

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You deserved it 5 857

By hopeless - 14/02/2015 20:04 - Canada - Halifax

Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML

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You deserved it 2 891

By Thanh Quang - 31/01/2011 05:58

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML

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You deserved it 14 801

Peroxide 3

Tuesday 16 March 2010 11:53

Your gf has more friends than you do...Quick, you better go kill yourself and end this intolerable injustice.

Fuzzygraywolf 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 11:54

why not go hang out with your girlfriend and her friends?

Comments

doriangray2 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 14:08

don't even worry it's not that serious...

Lorenzo3167 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 14:49

sucks to be you nerd boy.

airforce987 20

Tuesday 16 March 2010 15:06

at least you HAVE a girlfriend. a lot of girls would not go out with wow-playing guys like you

Punkartmama 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 15:18

Stop playing WoW

Punkartmama 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 15:23

Why are my comments being edited so much? I didn't use bad words or anything! What the heck?

blastvortex 3

Tuesday 16 March 2010 16:03

OMG! Your life is at an end! I guess you'd better go shoot yourself now. BTW, has it occurred to you that you don't need friends to have fun in WoW? You only need partners or comrades, be they real friends or not. And yet, it appears that your GF has more fun when she is with friends than without. Can you take even a wild guess on who's more independent and non-reliant on extraneous and ultimately unnecessary relationships?