Love: Loner

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By LonelyBoy - 16/03/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I realized my girlfriend has way more friends than I do. How did I realize this? She called me to tell me she was at the beach with her friends, and how much fun she was having. I was playing WoW in my room, and my friends don't answer my texts. FML

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You deserved it 26 942

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By Nox - 06/01/2010 07:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 22:00

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend moaning that I never go anywhere, I went out with some friends. An hour in, she started blowing up my phone. When I answered it, she was screaming in rage because I wasn't home to cook dinner. FML

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You deserved it 155

Time to bail

By Anonymous - 18/09/2024 08:00 - United States - Denver

Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML

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You deserved it 125

By zuper_duper - 29/08/2009 22:20 - United States

Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML

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You deserved it 52 771

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2013 23:19 - United States - Lebanon

Today, I realized my family is more excited to see my girlfriend than they are to see me. FML

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You deserved it 4 273

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By neverbeensurprised - 14/08/2009 05:29 - United States

Today, I found out my friend has been texting my long distance boyfriend more than I do. When I confronted her about it, she confessed that it was because they had been planning a surprise appearance for me. I've never been surprised before, and I ruined my own surprise. FML

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You deserved it 47 280

By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML

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You deserved it 5 194

By Imaginary girlfriend - 21/09/2009 04:16 - France

Today, I found out that my whole family thinks my girlfriend is imaginary. I sent her a text in front of them telling her that. She never responded. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 759

You deserved it 5 857

By hopeless - 14/02/2015 20:04 - Canada - Halifax

Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML

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You deserved it 2 891

By Thanh Quang - 31/01/2011 05:58

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML

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You deserved it 14 801

Peroxide 3

Tuesday 16 March 2010 11:53

Your gf has more friends than you do...Quick, you better go kill yourself and end this intolerable injustice.

Fuzzygraywolf 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 11:54

why not go hang out with your girlfriend and her friends?

Comments

gszmam 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 20:18

Sounds familier... Oh wait.

PWNjaban 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 20:20

Girls pick loser guys 'cuz they're dependable.

Ventus_fml 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 20:27

His gf plays WoW I think.

CalicoJack_fml 9

Tuesday 16 March 2010 20:29

Here's a tip: stop playing the most antisocial, time wasting game known to man.

626James 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 20:42

Maybe you should consider stop playing WoW? Start with that if you even can.

Jakers721 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 20:46

it's spring break, dude. WoW can wait.

jadacutegirl 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 20:47

Hey! At least you have a girlfriend! The possibilities of getting laid are more! LOL

GlaoigharAirm 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 22:43

Go date a Blood Elf.

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Friday 22 September 2017 16:01

Ask her if you can join her at the beach?

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