Long road ahead

By coloradoman - 30/11/2009 06:34 - United States

Today, while I was flying on American Airlines back from visiting family, a newborn puked its breakfast all over my HP mini, knocked my orange juice into my lap, then coughed up another layer on top of it all. I couldn't change my pants because of we were about to experience turbulence. FML
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sooverit01 0

Newborns can't move around a whole lot...how did it manage to puke on you, knock over your drink and cough up onto you without the mum moving it away? Generally in my experience, newborns just tend to puke all over themselves.

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PoopskinTheLiar 0

FYL. You should have forced the parent to pay for it. Child or not, that laptop is gone. Childish innocence can not pay for a destroyed computer.

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eoswald 0

I would have punched that baby in the face so fast!

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Wileypube 0

I agree with #46. It is rude as hell to expect strangers - locked in a room with you - to put up with your screaming children. I'd pay an extra fee for a flight guaranteed to be free of anyone under the age of 15. I'd much rather sit next to a 400lb man smoking a cigar than a screaming brat.

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scateice 0

Then you have issues. And anyone under the age of 15? What? I thought we were talking about little kids....

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iwadasn 32

Lol, I'm pretty sure 14-year-olds are capable of controlling themselves on a plane...

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purplepickle 0

i agree, if you really mean it then why don't you pay the extra fee and sit in business class/first class huh? they rarely have families with kids. and when was the last time you met a 7 year old who screamed for 2 hours straight? how about a 14 year old? my sister is a screamer, but she wouldn't scream on a plane, she is more sophisticated than that. they are not brats, that's a horrible thing to say. and i'm an experienced traveler.

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

did you really just call a 14 year old 'sophisticated'? really?

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patticake1601 0

To all the morons saying ban all babies/kids from flights, I hope to dear God you all have to catch a flight one day with your children, and I hope that child is the monster from hell and makes the trip miserable for you. fucknuckles!!!

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rlet 1

a new born??? I don't think this is real new born babies don't even move maybe the vomiting but that would usualy fall on the person who's holding the baby and the orange juice??? no this is fake...

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NKU_Grad_09 0

I was going to say that! But I'm glad someone did.

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PoopskinTheLiar 0

FYL. You should have forced the parent to pay for it. Child or not, that laptop is gone. Childish innocence can not pay for a destroyed computer.

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betamaxjim92 0

FYL. Another reason why babies should be banned from planes. As for your damaged laptop, go sue the parent.

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kakapoopdoodoo21 0

a new born couldnt posdibly hve done that. they dont puke chunks of food which in this case breakfast bcuz all they can consume is milk. and when they do vomit it wouldnt go far enough to hit ur laptop once.. so this is so fake!

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kakapoopdoodoo21 0

a new born couldn't possibly have done that. they dont puke chunks of food which in this case breakfast because all they can consume is milk. and when they do vomit it wouldn't go far enough to hit your laptop once.. so im pretty sure this is a little imaginary

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Mylife_is_so_fd 0

Take it as a sign from god get rid of that HP and buy your self a decent computer

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